Fixalated 🇨🇦🇺🇦🥃

@SmilinSlavic @townbrad They start grouping animals two by two.

@townbrad You got a flat street with no ice, no potholes, no windrows and just a bit of snow? Wtf does Texas do when it rains?

You know the streets are bad when you gotta get a hotel in your own city!

@CarmenPoirier4 @_MAGA_NEWS_ Welcome to watching an AI Deepfake. When there's limited hand gestures same clothing as other videos, and patterned blinking it's AI. Watch for when similar videos mess up saying the time (100 o'clock instead of 1 o'clock)

@_MAGA_NEWS_ Just listen to W. Buffett revealing why Canada is walking away from the US. youtube.com/watch?v=0r2MHH…

🚨 UPDATE: In a bombshell clip that's exploding across X, Canadian PM Mark Carney fired back at President Trump's statement that "Canada lives because of the United States" by responding, "Canada does not live because of the United States. Canada thrives because we are Canadian."

👇 Okay, who made this? 🤣🤣🤣

RIGHT LEADER RIGHT TIME

@NAFORaccoon How about Puerto Rico? we can actually make it a province and unlock them from being just a territory.

Minnesota is welcome to join Canada. We we respect our citizens’ rights. We will allow reunification, if and when the rule of law is restored in America.

@WhiteHouse My my, aren't you acting the part of a jaded Ex. Just sit down Grandpa. #OnTheMenu

"The last thing the World needs is to have China take over Canada. It’s NOT going to happen, or even come close to happening! Thank you for your attention to this matter." - President DONALD J. TRUMP

@shawnlally Pierre keeps digging that whole deeper and y'all just file in behind him. When a party needs to move their leader into a riding that's such a stronghold just to be elected to Parliament again 🤣 psst, I don't think he's electable.

Dear Pierre, No one needed or wanted a competing address to the nation from you. That the Prime Minister did such a good job that he's universally praised and celebrated by the whole world community makes the vast majority of Canadians feel very proud. This isn't an election campaign. No one was looking for you to compete with that speech. All it required was a simple statement from you echoing the unifying feelings of Canadians in this moment. That would have told voters you're a serious person worth listening to for sincere critiques. Instead...you blew it. *****If you can't learn to read a room you're in the wrong profession.*****

does anyone in the New York City area have any contacts for shipping a large amount of heavy winter clothing over to Ukraine? I have several parcels that I’ve been saving and I’d like to get them over there ASAP.

@CryptoT @screentime Why not 23 days, or even 26??? If the release is huge it'll keep running, this seems as though Netflix is promising the minimum RN for non blockbusters.

@screentime Why not 20 days?

Netflix reportedly will only give movies a 17-day theatrical run after they acquire Warner Bros. (via: Deadline)

@Jeremybtc @screentime Theatres have been dying since the days of the Plasma and the internet and has accelerated since then. Spending $80 for two to watch a movie where the picture isn't great and typically too dark, $$$ snacks, and having to listen to the general public 🙄 I'd pay the same @ home.

@screentime End of cinema if this happens

@Maks_NAFO_FELLA Good night Maks.

Good night! Stay safe! ✊

@megchl543 Happy New Year Ms. 5Th! I fell asleep and missed the very start of the year but I'm surrounded by the pack staring me down for some of my bagel. I sub antlers for knuckles for them because of the mess.

look at the way this lunatic is eating his New Year’s Eve treat

@Bricktop_NAFO @JoaquimLeite4 Does this include the ones from earlier or another wave?

🚨🚨🚨🚨UKRAINE LAUNCH MASSIVE STRIKE ON RUSSIA🚨🚨🚨🚨

@Maks_NAFO_FELLA Happy New Year Maks! 8 hours to go here 🎉

🇺🇦🎄Happy New Year, Dear Friends, from all over the World! I wish that the new year will be much better for you than the previous one, and that all your dreams come true. Thank you for supporting Ukraine! And let's hope for the best! ☺️

I have too much time on my hands sometimes.

@Maks_NAFO_FELLA Does Drowsy Donny go hand out Candy Canes at a local orthopedic doctor or podiatrist office?

🇺🇸🇫🇷 Macron and JD Vance trained with their military. Photos from the 90-minute workout of the American vice president were published by Fox News. Macron continued the tradition of visiting French military personnel serving outside France, in the Middle East, on Christmas Eve.

@SpencerHakimian What I wouldn't do to her in a gravel pit...

🚨BREAKING: Kristi Noem hands out $10,000 checks to TSA agents who stayed on the job during government shutdown.

@TheFl0orIsLaVa He's so irrelevant I'm surprised to see this 😔 you would think an incel self culling would have had him trying to be the big name. He still has a chance though 🤷‍♂️

Bold words from a guy facing money laundering charges.

There was only one $3 donation for SOF today. This EW Support team works hard both on the front and behind enemy lines. They need running vehicles. Please repost, engage, and give if possible. Everything matters. 🥅: $12,000 🫡: $1050 See below for links⬇️