Jeff Craven

It has taken me 13 years to get 300 followers on Twitter. Here's how I did it 🧵

Me sending work emails after spending 2 weeks at home with my son: "Hello, fellow adults!"

I posted about my low follower count as a joke, went to bed, woke up with thousands and thousands of followers

I'm old enough to remember when the price of a console went down the longer it was on the market

Hello.

When you make popcorn

A month of dad jokes:

Told ya

@rainydeestar I still don't know, but now they have my info

@jeffbcraven What IS Tubi?

Me in 2020: What the heck is Tubi? Sounds like a scam Me in 2025: Free Super Bowl stream on Tubi? Yes here is all my information

Go Birds

My cat has decided it needs to be open window season Unfortunately for her, it is currently 34 degrees

Trying to pick up the threads of a story I wrote in 2013 where I left myself helpful breadcrumbs like "don't pick up the brush," a phrase that means nothing to me 12 years later

My passive income source is signing up for every website, then claiming the cash option when the company settles their data breach class action lawsuit

I have never seen a console announcement with so little fanfare from the company lol

A week's worth of dad jokes:

Co-signed

@stephwritesstuf It's a weird time for freelancing but totally agree, the flexibility puts it head and shoulders above a W2 job

Not really one to fawn over

This one's pretty good

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