Jeff Crump

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A lot of political trends become predictable once you realize that if America is a corporation, then party communications rely on marketing practices and the public’s political polarization is stan wars.

walking home with a chicken parm sandwich in my pocket is torture. feeling her warm, solid heft against my hip…smelling her musk…

@andrewsmyk @brad_frost Seconded.

@brad_frost In the Meantime by Space Hog.

What's the best bass line of all time?

This is called slavery and also fuck you

It's a Wonderful Life really is the classic American story. Guy does everything right, goes out of his way to help people, society crushes him for it and he considers suicide, then his neighbors and friends throw a gofundme to get him out of the hole

@alisongroves Fenix still works on iOS

Being forced to use the native twitter app. I don’t know how y’all have done this for so long. No wonder the user count was highly inflated.

hmu on mastodon: @jeffcrump@vis.social

not ONCE did this man ever give a heartfelt speech about hate when the NFL & it’s racist fans were attacking Colin Kaepernick.

@fpizarro Try this one: journa.host/about

@CivilWarSyndrom Eight episodes, half an hour each. You’d be done in no time!

@jeffcrump Ah — someday if I have free time again, I’d like to watch that show. My current tv intake is either sports on in the background while I work or a millionth viewing Arrested Development while I’m eating dinner.

I’m watching the Rangers and Lightning opener on ESPN and they’re playing Refused in the arena. And that will never seem normal to me because I am very old.

Tip for macho bros who are depressed: when you need to talk to your best bro about feelings but are too scared to initiate, just mention something about “wrongdog” to them and the problem will take care of itself

@henshaw How it shows up on a third party client

@everywhereist Another vote for Over the Garden Wall. Can only be described as a modern classic.

What are some fun, spooky, but NOT scary movies that you like? I'm thinking Young Frankenstein, Addams Family Values, etc. No gore, just delightful Halloween vibes.

@IgnatzHaderach So itchy.

I think there must be many downsides to having an exoskeleton

@CivilWarSyndrom Any good?

If we cancel all student debt, ppl will want medical debt forgiven. If we cancel medical debt, they're going to want free healthcare. If we give them that, they'll want us to house the homeless. Then everyone's going to want a living wage. The whole society will fall apart.

@rox_anne_b That one was especially egregious.

Why have a logistics behind the scenes of your big new show and then spend the whole 20+ minutes talking about the characters journeys THAT WE JUST WATCHED grumble grumble grumble

@tnwhiskeywoman Not that this helps your current one, but the new M2 MacBook Air that just came out a few months ago runs so cool it doesn’t even have fans.

She-Hulk is female now?!