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Jeff Crump

@jeffcrump

He/him. Black Lives Matter. ACAB. Abortion is a human right. Mastodon: @[email protected]

Katılım Kasım 2008
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@ImaniBarbarin@disabled.social
@[email protected]@Imani_Barbarin·
A lot of political trends become predictable once you realize that if America is a corporation, then party communications rely on marketing practices and the public’s political polarization is stan wars.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king
rax ‘levon honkers’ king@RaxKingIsDead·
walking home with a chicken parm sandwich in my pocket is torture. feeling her warm, solid heft against my hip…smelling her musk…
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Brad Frost
Brad Frost@brad_frost·
What's the best bass line of all time?
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Fuck You I Quit
Fuck You I Quit@fuckyouiquit·
This is called slavery and also fuck you
Fuck You I Quit tweet media
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Mike Cobraman
Mike Cobraman@MKupperman·
It's a Wonderful Life really is the classic American story. Guy does everything right, goes out of his way to help people, society crushes him for it and he considers suicide, then his neighbors and friends throw a gofundme to get him out of the hole
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Alison Groves
Alison Groves@alisongroves·
Being forced to use the native twitter app. I don’t know how y’all have done this for so long. No wonder the user count was highly inflated.
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PJ Kinzer
PJ Kinzer@CivilWarSyndrom·
@jeffcrump Ah — someday if I have free time again, I’d like to watch that show. My current tv intake is either sports on in the background while I work or a millionth viewing Arrested Development while I’m eating dinner.
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PJ Kinzer
PJ Kinzer@CivilWarSyndrom·
I’m watching the Rangers and Lightning opener on ESPN and they’re playing Refused in the arena. And that will never seem normal to me because I am very old.
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Jeff Crump
Jeff Crump@jeffcrump·
Tip for macho bros who are depressed: when you need to talk to your best bro about feelings but are too scared to initiate, just mention something about “wrongdog” to them and the problem will take care of itself
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Jeff Crump
Jeff Crump@jeffcrump·
@everywhereist Another vote for Over the Garden Wall. Can only be described as a modern classic.
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Casey Nowak
Casey Nowak@IgnatzHaderach·
I think there must be many downsides to having an exoskeleton
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Prof Zenkus
Prof Zenkus@anthonyzenkus·
If we cancel all student debt, ppl will want medical debt forgiven. If we cancel medical debt, they're going to want free healthcare. If we give them that, they'll want us to house the homeless. Then everyone's going to want a living wage. The whole society will fall apart.
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Roxanne Benjamin
Roxanne Benjamin@rox_anne_b·
Why have a logistics behind the scenes of your big new show and then spend the whole 20+ minutes talking about the characters journeys THAT WE JUST WATCHED grumble grumble grumble
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Jeff Crump
Jeff Crump@jeffcrump·
@tnwhiskeywoman Not that this helps your current one, but the new M2 MacBook Air that just came out a few months ago runs so cool it doesn’t even have fans.
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Mike Cobraman
Mike Cobraman@MKupperman·
She-Hulk is female now?!
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