Jeffrey Milton

The Lion does not concern himself with the opinions of the risk manager

He blends right in I can't

please don't ever speak to me about math. i've moved on

imagine being some frat bro who went to villanova in the 80’s and looking up how your buddy Rob’s been doing and he’s the Pope

I just learned Costco sold $685 million worth of $5 rotisserie chickens last year. Thats 137 million chickens. Idk what to do with this information but I wanted to share.

“its luke here from the outdoor boys youtube channel”

Everyone said to buy the dip but they didn’t say which one

Don't need to worry about tariffs when you consume American-made products

When the ZYN and espresso combine perfectly and you manage to send out the first email of the day:

"Collateralized Burrito Obligations"

"Yeah, yeah, no problem, boss. I'll get right on it"

A snow leopard roaming on Mt Everest at 18,000ft

Underperforming the S&P here>

Hope everyone has a very, very tight weekend. Please, if you can, try your best to be an Agent of Stoke. A Prince of Pump. Shit rules. Even if things may be feeling kinda lame. Get stoked. Chill. Let go of the BS if it comes for you and tries to lay claim upon your peace.

how i look at the hundred beer long tap list at the IPA bar before ordering a coors light

We could only be so lucky to get a national anthem like this again on Sunday

has a good ring to it don't you think?