Jeff Lawrence

@Haff_Al @L_O_N_G_Y 🤷🏽‍♂️💨

Summers here. I got a thousand pound for anybody that can beat my 7/8 a side team. North/west/east/south lets go. Put your money where your mouth is and lets go. My team is the greatest. no gimmicks.

@SenyooorPape Oh yea👀

#ArtetaOut #ARSVIL m.youtube.com/watch?v=R7BEQK… Got to go!!!

Fred showing everyone again how Brazilian he really isn’t!

@fc_woodside @palacestgermain 👀

@palacestgermain Your game vs Lambeth Lions is one to watch 👀

Big game!

@SimpLeeArsenal Welcome home 👑

United just playing vibes in centre mid then

@SimpLeeArsenal 😂😂🐝

Don’t message me about football. I don’t have the energy tonight.

Five years ago today was United’s last win at Anfield....Wayne (retired this week) Rooney with the winner. Take from that what you will. #LIVMUN #writteninthestars

@SimpLeeArsenal Word

Oi women are weird man

@SimpLeeArsenal Bro 😭😭😂

Girls are funny I can’t lie. Arranged a date, put down £50 deposit. She messages to cancel last minute I tell her I’m now down £50 she goes ‘don’t worry it’s only £50’. You lot are a disgrace

@L_O_N_G_Y Big big big win

Come on beeeeeeesssss

@VinnyKamara Happy birthday Vincent 👊🏽

33 years old today, time to write another chapter. The best present I have recieved is my freedom Priceless

@piersmorgan Do you have a cscs card? If so we can get you on site in the morning

Do I have to get my sons & myself temporary jobs on a building site so I can see them?

@SimpLeeArsenal On loan 🤣

My club ❤️

Parents knew what was happening behind closed doors. The parents should be in prison #LeavingNeverland

@femioyeniran Poor lol

I’m not going to lie, I didn’t believe in Rashford.

Just wow- unbelievable scenes #manutd

Nobody is touching this guy for one liners 😂😂😂

@SingaporeAir flight SQ266 from Brisbane to Singapore are you using an aircraft from 1950’s? Haggered plane, dirty and the tv screen has about 4 pixels. Unless Iv gone back in time it weren’t like this on my previous flights with you. #disappointing

.@JetstarAirways received this message. Who can I call to discuss this further. This will scupper our plans for the next 24 hours with connecting flights and accommodation. Please point me in the right direction.

@L_O_N_G_Y @NGUfootballclub See you later geeze - expecting at least 2 goals ⚽️⚽️

Buzzing for my match today @NGUfootballclub come on boyssss 👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼⚽️⚽️