Jim Elgin

@alexchristy17 What a fucking bitch ass shitbag

Seth Meyers (with the help of a Jen Psaki clip) joins Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert in not knowing about military surf and turf meals, "They spent $15 million on steak in one month. Who are you? Sterling Cooper Draper and Pryce? If you're gonna eat that much steak, you better have come up with a new campaign for lucky strike. No wonder Hegseth always looks miserable. He's 24/7 meat constipated. That's the face of a man war fighting with his colon." (1/2)

GOOM❗️🦅👊🏼 #DOTD goes to Xander Hughes with a phenomenal outing on the mound. Gets the CG with 10Ks. #GOOM | #FEBU | #RTB

We are so excited for the engagement of Lindsay and Scott! We are over the top happy to have Lindsay and the Parker family a part of our family and to be apart of their wonderful family! Exciting times!

@OleTimeHardball Barry

Bottom of the 9th, Game 7 of the World Series. Bases loaded, 2 outs, and your team is down by 1 Tom Seaver is on the mound. You have your choice of any hitter, of any era. Who gets the call?

How would you react if you witnessed this?

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Baseball Hall Of Fame has Absolutely ZERO meaning until he's in there. He's the best player to ever play the sport.

@OleTimeHardball Roberto Clemente

Game 7 of the World Series. Bottom of the 9th, 2 Outs. Your team is up by 1. Vince Coleman is on 2nd and Tony Gwynn lines a single into RF You have your choice of any RF, of any era, to try and nab Coleman at Home. Who makes the throw?

@its_The_Dr Count me in

Buddy, best dog ever is 13 and still rolling!

@Pat_Summitt_LG GOAT

Happy Birthday Pat! Celebrating this day in your honor. #PatSummitt #PSLG

@w_terrence Let’s see how that goes for him

Gavin Newsom is being encouraged to create his own army to protect the illegal Immigrants from Trump and to make California its own Country

Holy smokes! The kid is gunna blow up! Proud of you dude!

Extremely blessed to receive my first Division 1 🅾️ffer from Jacksonville State University 🙏 #AGTG @JSUGamecockFB @HallTechSports1 @247Sports @Coach_NMalantis @CoachBice @_Davis_Boy12 @247recruiting @PrepRedzoneAL @DownSouthFb1

Pat knew what it took to build a winning culture. Whether you lead in the boardroom, on a team, or across an organization, the path to excellence is the same: discipline, consistency, and intention. That’s how winning cultures are created and sustained. #PatSummitt #DefiniteDozen #PSLG

@TweeetsOfDogs There is a special place in HELL for people who do this, if you do this I hope you end up on the streets of LA

FORGIVE ME, MOM 😢🐾… I was where you left me for two whole days. Sleeping right on the side of the road. I was terrified of the noise of the cars but I didn’t move. Last night, one of those cars stopped and she got out. She invited me to lunch but I said no. She invited me to come sleep at her place and I also said no. I tried to explain to her that I was waiting for you but she wouldn’t listen to me. She took out a leash and said that I couldn’t stay there any longer. I bit her several times and ended up peeing myself while growling and crying! She didn’t understand that she was separating me from you! She took me against my will and we left! I was so sad because I knew you would be worried. We ended up at her place. I kept screaming hoping you would hear me but you never came. I threw up because of my nerves, I felt so sick. I kept telling her that I had to go back because you would think I had abandoned you when you saw that I wasn't there! I who love you with all my heart and soul, I haven't stopped crying since we broke up a few days ago. I want you to know that I would never do that to you. I don't know where you are now or why you stopped the car and left me there. You must have had something very important to do. Can you come find me now, mom? Today I ate because my stomach hurts. I also slept on a very soft bed. And by accident, I also wagged my tail a little. I'm really sorry, please forgive me. She's just very nice to me. She said I could stay forever. She calls me Savannah, but I already have a name. When you come to get me, you can tell her. You'll see how surprised she'll be when you explain to her that it was a big mistake. Because mom, you're coming back for me, right? 🙏 IF YOU LOVE DOGS LEAVE A RED HEART

@ElonMuskAOC 6

How many holes are in this shirt? You're a genius if you can figure it out

@akafaceUS Yes I carry one everywhere I go