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@jellybeansoup

Daniel Farrelly. Father of Zephyr, husband of @melissasavage, creator of @gifwrapped, code monkey for @ittybittyapps. Rarely understands sarcasm or metaphors.

@[email protected] Katılım Kasım 2008
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@parrots you’ve done a great job, and even if something manages to go wrong, you’ll pull through it and survive.
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@ryanestrada backpack ain’t got no cares in the world
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@jeremyburge whatever it takes to be the next viral sensation
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@jeremyburge the things people do to “download” gifs from twitter if only there was an app for it
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@SamTheGeek i usually do it via control centre, and don’t even get me started on how annoying that is when i’m leaving my office while carrying stuff. i often end up forgetting to turn them off altogether.
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this micro-rant brought to you by siri trying to call me from my own frigging phone.
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things siri thinks i said: “turn on” “turn on jelly” “call jelly’s office” “hey siri” the dang thing has a 80% failure rate and it drives me fucking batty when i get a snarky reply to some of these.
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i literally use siri for one thing, using exactly the same command every time. “turn on jelly’s office”
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my weekend is better than yours
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@Aleen woof. that’s rough.
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