Jazmine Mendoza

Working on Christmas Eve and New Year’s Eve

today is the only day you can retweet this..

@CrumblCookies I also didn’t get my Birthday cookie this year 😭😔

@CrumblCookies June 3rd

tell me ur birthday and i’ll tell you what cookie that day is giving

me as soon as i clock in at work

😗👍🏽

when I'm already in an irritable mood and someone decides to have zero common sense around me

When I use “🙂 " this is what I mean

me getting all the tea from my co workers

When someone touches me & i wasn’t prepared for physical contact:

“do you remember?” me:

“Cranberry juice is nasty” me:

do y’all like Pancakes with crispy edges?

me trying to argue without crying

Your leg hit this mf and you as good as dead 😂😂😂💀😭

“food gives you energy” me after eating:

me & my bestie when shit not adding up

It's officially the first day of ⠀ 🍂🧡🍂　　 🍂🧡🍂 🧡　　 🧡 🧡　　 🧡 🍂 　　　　　　　 🍂　 🧡 　　 FALL　　 🧡 　 🍂 　　　　　 🍂 　　　 🧡　⠀ 🧡 　 　 🍂

@CrumblCookies I can say tis was absolutely delicious 🤤

me 🤝 semi-sweet chocolate chunk