Jemelene 💙

@MLB @Topps Mr. Clutch on his bobblehead night 🎉🎉😉

Homer on your birthday? That calls for a giveaway! Repost and reply for a chance to win this Will Smith @Topps Pristine card 🥳

This is one of the most perfect things the internet has ever created.

I'm fine with cheering for the bad guy. 💙🤍🧢⚾️

@PolitiBunny And you didn't have to find a Kinkos!

For shits and giggles, I decided to see just how hard it would be to replace my birth certificate, Social Security card, AND my marriage license, since Democrats think women are too stupid to figure it out. Here's how it went: 1. Birth certificate: Contacted the health department of the county where I was born. They OVERNIGHTED a certified copy to me the next day - total cost, $14. 2. SS Card: Contacted Social Security on their site. They asked if I was sure I needed the card, since I 'won't likely be asked for it.' I went ahead and got it - took five business days to arrive - total cost, $0. 3. Marriage License: Went to the 'vital docs' site of the county where we were hitched. Filled everything out online, arrived in three days - total cost, $5. It cost less than $20 to obtain all three certified/legal documents, and it took less than five business days to receive them. Note: if I had lived where I was born or married, it would have been a day. Tops. Anyone telling you this is too hard or unfair is lying and hiding the real reason they want to stop Voter ID. I know you guys knew that already... lol

Never gets old.

Myth: The presence of good deeds, kind words, and a good reputation means a person could not possibly be an abuser. Truth: An abuser often cultivates such things for the sole purpose of deception.

@JennMGreenberg Then why did they duck and hide when the camera came their way? She was in the process of a divorce and believed he was too. I'm not buying it.

For a person who was mad about being put in the spotlight, she sure seems to enjoy the spotlight.

Charlie Kershaw is going to be an ace just like this Dad one day 💪

@Matt_Pinner Gertie

Vintage old lady name for this DOG please

Kayden Beasley was born in China without legs He was abandoned China’s one-child policy left countless disabled babies discarded because they were seen as burdens An American family adopted him At 19, he just helped Team USA win Paralympic gold in hockey God can use anyone

David Bednar just credited Will Smith for calling a great game all night, saying the pitching staff showed trust in him and we saw the result! 👏🏼👏🏼👑

@farmingandJesus To praise Him for holding you in the emptiness and pain is akin to preaching the gospel. May he richly bless you and keep you!

We have decided to stop fostering after a lot of prayer. This has contributed to the extremely hard time I was having. The Lord has made a new chapter abundantly clear and children will not be in it. Our ten year span of baby loss/infertility/failed adoption story ended with a No. He said no…. The door is closed and will remain closed. It’s over. A lot of the time we hear women praise God for how good he is that they got what they asked for (and they are right to do this!) but we are going to praise God for what he said no to as well, he’s still so good and right, his ways are far above our own folks! My arms will remain empty, no one will call me mother and that’s ok too (no really, it is!) The ending isn’t always the way you think it will be but when we have Christ we are never truly empty handed 💜 Hard to accept at first, and I spiraled a bit, cried a ton, and threw some fits but HE IS GOOD STILL and we have peace/Joy in this decision. He is our everything and there is nothing in this vapor of life that can fill us like Jesus Christ! PRAISE HIM IN ALL THINGS!

@TonyDungy Firing Tony Dungy is a terrible decision by @NBCSports Tony Dungy brought knowledge and insight to each appearance. A class act who will be sorely missed.

respond to this tweet with an image from a movie that always cheers you up, but don't name the movie. just the image. or gif.

@LizWolfeReason What a precious life. I am so sorry that his time was so short. May you find peace and comfort?

King Solomon died yesterday at two and a half months old. We loved him really well, and we don't have any regrets. We got nine days at home with him after 61 days in the NICU. Nine will never feel like enough, but we must accept what is given to us––we were never in control. Let's take stock of all God's mercies, how He worked through people: My OB, who heard my conviction about carrying Sol to term even with his disabilities, and supported it fully, with empathy and respect; the nurses in the Lenox Hill NICU, where he spent the majority of his time, who loved him so tenderly, like he was their own; his physical therapist, who saw extreme hope for him despite his disabilities, and tried to make it so; my mom, who put her own life on hold to come live in New York with us for the whole winter, to watch Zev and keep our household running; Zev, who wanted to wear matching pajamas with his brother each night he was home (and some of the nights Sol was in the NICU), who was eager to come to the hospital with us to play in the lobby even though he wasn't often allowed in the NICU, who chose not to be afraid of hospitals or tubes but to touch and kiss and snuggle his brother whenever he was able; @nwilliams030 and @rSanti97, who camped out at the hospital during Sol's final days so we would never feel alone, who watched Zev whenever our family had to dip back down to Texas; the people who covered us in prayer all over the country. Perhaps most of all, I'm grateful for my husband: He wasn't Catholic or pro-life when we met, but life experience has brought him to these beliefs. They ground us now; his faith is steadfast. He didn't leave Sol's side during those final, hardest days. He doesn't falter. Something tragic happened to our family, but we won't become permanently sad or dark; we really believe in God's promises. We're called to hope, no matter what, and the best we can do is serve our children with everything we've got. That's what we did, and in the process we got to glimpse the goodness of the Lord over and over again.

@atensnut October Road @ABCNetwork

Me: MASH.

@josephewing80 @MichaelVitaleJr @matthewcerrone They don't even have to be local. I'm a Dodgers fan in Oregon. I live 351 miles from Seattle, 458 from San Francisco, and 404 miles from Sacramento. Anytime the Dodgers are playing these teams, it's a blackout for us, no matter where they are playing. It makes no sense.

@MichaelVitaleJr @matthewcerrone Works unless you fav team is local.

Sorry, but can’t disagree! 🤷🏻

@1st_12151791 @matthewcerrone We also don't need the players mic'd up while they play. I don't think they do that in any other sport.

In game interviews are the worst. They have an entire network for 24 hours a day baseball sports talk. Then they take up half the screen to watch two guys talking and act as if the live action is interrupting them. Never been one word of an interview that was worth taking away one second of live action.

When Manny Ramirez led his teammates out of the dugout waving a small American flag on his first full day of U.S. citizenship 🇺🇸