Jenna Bryson

#improv alert - I’m finally on a Harold team AND I’m a co-producer of this new monthly show, #theharoldexperience! If you’re in LA, and you enjoy improvised comedy that all comes magically together at the end, kinda like a sitcom, you gotta get tix! thecomedycoopla.com/shows

@MelonsMoon @Plus2Amy @danielleweisber More like “boss makes $75,000 in one day, I make $100 if I’m lucky”.

@Plus2Amy @danielleweisber We went from "Boss makes a dollar, I make a time" to "Boss makes a Benjamin I make a quarter".

@Plus2Amy @danielleweisber Especially when (shocker) AI would be better at doing a CEO’s job than it would be doing an artist’s job. Ask chatGPT, that’s what it will tell you. These inflated CEO salaries are unjustified.

@NRA That's the problem: your "militia" is not at all well regulated. NOBODY needs an AR. The 10 years that ban was in place saved hundreds if not thousands of lives; the bullets in the AR are no comparison to bullets in a handgun. Just tell us you care more about $ than kids' lives.

A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.

@laurenboebert Your apparent lack of brain cells is unprecedented.

When the country is being destroyed in unprecedented ways, sometimes you need to do unprecedented things to get it back on course. We are fighting to save America and we won’t back down.

@whitneyavalon And then she cut bangs! I just wrote a song about that. 😉 You can do all things through bangs. 🙌

#NewYear #NewHairstyle #NewProfilePic LET'S GOOOOOOO! 🎉

Now he's just standing in the backyard torturing our poor dog as he slowly scrolls through his text messages, maybe???

My landlord comes onto the property (we obviously rent from him) whenever the eff he feels like it and loads-up his storage sheds in the backyard with junk. I'm gonna live tweet all the dumb crap he's "storing"...

Now he's looking at stuff that was apparently already in one of his multiple sheds, such as an old rattan chair. And then he put it back in the shed.

A re-boxed vacuum, I think?

A falling-apart black Jansport backpack.

A cardboard box.

Two decrepit plastic bags marked "Smart & Final" - don't know what's in these.

An opened pack of Albertson's bottled water.

Two giant jugs, and one half-filled giant jug of mayonnaise.

Watch out, bears: There's a new animated short by @MarvelousmediaE & #se7en23 with voices by me as "Jill" and Charles Hall as "Terry" and we kick some bear butt! youtu.be/ErGZ7SzZwCo

@iproposethis And encourage people to build lives together without the “expectations” of marriage altogether; it’s possible for people to commit & experience fulfilling lives with each other without being married

It'd be so much better if we could simply start saying that not all marriages are forever, and not all marriages need to look the same. If we encouraged people not to assume monogamy is the only way to do marriage & to have the option of keeping finances separate.

Women married to men LOVE to complain about husbands, but few admit that being married doesn't live up to the hype that our society places upon it. We are drowned wedding culture & expectations for women to be married all while utterly unprepared for what marriage actually is.

@iproposethis Exactly this. Which I thankfully saw through at a very young age. I always just wanted whomever I chose to nest with and make a life with to simply choose me & choose us, every day.

I’m ashamed to admit this, but I’m all caught up on The D’Amelio Show. And I wish I had more to watch right now. Honestly, it’s an interesting documentary on very young people very much gaining over night fame, and not really knowing how to deal with it.

@lachevron @RonFilipkowski Yup! Desantis is projecting and can’t even see it.

Desantis says the “national regime media” was rooting for the hurricane to hit the Tampa area so it would cause maximum destruction and death, which they could use against him politically.

@RonFilipkowski There’s so much projection going on here I can hardly keep up… using human lives to advance their political agenda being the most obvious 👀