Jenn Baker

Been a minute since a tweeted about Barb. Here she is preparing for an elementary school parade. Praise be.

Barb had wrist surgery yesterday and she left me this note in the middle of the night. Milk is totally fine, sorry Gerland.

My Pinterest nail board progression screams I was born in the early 90s

Told Barb I was gonna get my lips done and she blessed me with this photo and PSA “Okay, okay… tongue turned up, pull down lower. It’s all tongue and lips. No injection. That what she said…” Thanks mom

@traccyymiller Homegirls making potpourri

@jennefromdablok Put them in a bath!

I would like everyone to remember this Valentine’s Day as the day Barry thought he had a bouquet of flowers delivered to Barb but she actually got a box of rose petals and has no idea what to do with them

@alexakieldavid Lololol 100%

@corrinnn Deadd. He will forever be the son who bought it mom rose petals and I will never let it go

@jennefromdablok I just told my entire meeting about this better luck next year Barry

@geeeksqvad It’s Monday. She needs to calm down

@jennefromdablok Gah damn Barb

Barb came out of nowhere with this masterpiece

Why can’t @netflix be more like buying a car. I want a movie newer than 2007 with 3.5 stars or more and under two hours. Is that so hard?

No one tells you that when you travel you think about that bag of chocolate chips you’ve had in your freezer for like two years all the time

The things I would do for a slice of northwood pizza right now

Today I received a call from a sweet woman named Donna from El Dorado County jail and then a nice naked pic from a lady named Jasmine. Whoever gave my number out, well done. But also please stop.

I put a mozzarella stick in my taco tonight. 13/10 recommend

No on told me an air fryer would come with a mozzarella stick addiction

Another beautiful day where I tell myself I’m gonna go on a walk but end up at Red Robin

Got denied again to sponsor a highway 🙄🥲

I am genuinely upset about Betty White’s death so New Years is canceled. I didn’t have any plans but if I did, they would be canceled.

You know how some people are so hot but have the worst personality? I’m the opposite.