Jennifer Cates

It's crazy to look back on all the relationships I’ve lost with people that once had such a huge impact in my life😮🤯

I once taught an 8 am college class. So many grandparents died that semester. I then moved my class to 3 pm. No more deaths. And that, my friends, is how I save lives.

Embrace it, learn from it, grow from it

Leaving all of your college friends for the summer is worse than a breakup

Bengals used to be a bar, we used to be a house, Kappa used to win Greek Week.. DAMN THINGS CHANGE

YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL LOVE twitter.com/krayy3/status/…

When you finish giving an absolutely horrible presentation

When u look down at ur phone and see ur ex texted u twitter.com/dqmontoya/stat…

😍🐯 twitter.com/Mike_Ekey/stat…

“how’s life going?” me: twitter.com/en_hahaha/stat…

Your fingers have fingertips but your toes don’t have toetips, yet you can tiptoe but not tipfinger. twitter.com/zhaavia/status…

Okay, now I’m crying twitter.com/comilla1217/st…

We make time for the things that we want

Me: [from under the bed] hello yes, one pepperoni please Murderer in the same room: get the stuffed crust twitter.com/blazeynope/sta…

“Stop choosing length over health” This applies to friendships, relationships, and hair. Let it go. A concept.