Gary, from Dunstable (Phil Mitchell's version)

@CraigTheTrain @haveigotnews @haveigotnews you must have known.

@haveigotnews You must have known, right? Or at least have heard strong rumors that made this a bad idea

Kanye West has been banned from entering the UK to play Wireless Festival, as it would have been terrible to have a prominent public figure going round Finsbury Park condoning antisemitism

@JewishMirelle @haveigotnews Are you just out here writing fanfic? What the fuck are you talking about??

@haveigotnews Would he condone it though once he was on stage? He cannot be trusted. We have enough Jew haters based in the UK we do not need to import more.

@haveigotnews Ian Hislop you used to be something but your intellectual decay has turned you into a gurning bottom feeder respected by no one. I didn't even vote for the guy and even I can see how shameful this is. I hope he sues you.

Watching Blue Therapy and Victor seems like a sociopath. He's robbing her of her youth.

@PamelaJoanne94 I just watched the episode and googled them...the product was delisted by Tesco and the company has already gone bust with "mounting debts" by the time thie episode aired and they've already launched a new product 😳

Never knew the word “cookie” could get so grating to quickly. Coupled with them making me agree with Bartlett “junk bakery” in no way makes you think it’s not junk food! Four per store per week?! #dragonsden

@Haggis_UK oh be quiet nadhim, go start a polling company or something

Nick Ferrari: Do you feel safe in London? Nadhim Zahawi(Reform): No... I walked from my home.. & an individual walked past me... & I walked into the middle of the road NF: What was he doing? NZ: He looked as if he hadn't slept for a week... he looked like he might be violent

@raelbrav "Rare judgement, exceptional resilience and outstanding courage – the ability to make decisions under relentless pressure" - none of this is brought by a BA in PPE at Oxford and never doing an independent job. Hope this helps!

@LocoCocoPopps @SuellaBraverman oh babe

@SuellaBraverman Our literature is the best. We’ve some of the best storytellers of all time. Who is pushing these decision’s. Please sack them all on day one.

No. English Literature does not need to be ‘more diverse’… Shakespeare, Austen, Dickens, Hardy, Orwell, Tolkien: who cares if they’re white?!? Classic English Literature is one of the best in the world, defines our culture and has inspired many contemporary writers. And the writing is just beautiful. Schools are failing kids if they don’t teach them because they’re deemed too difficult or not diverse enough (whatever that nonsense means!). More dumbing down from Labour.

@SuellaBraverman This is just kind of stupid. Literature in English sprawls the globe, just as British empire did. I can't imagine being so narrow. What is your education?

@trussliz I don't even support Labour but you saying that there's no Labour Liz Truss has made me think I should be open to reconsidering

Keir Starmer is the Theresa May of the Labour Party. If we follow the logic of what happened in the Tory Party: Labour members will ultimately replace Starmer with their favourite Angela Rayner, much as Theresa was replaced by Boris. She will fail to achieve anything as the strings will still be pulled by the Labour illuminati and the British deep state. Labour MPs will tire of this and will eventually crown Wes Streeting, the Rishi Sunak, of the Labour Party - who is a creature of the system. Nothing will change and Labour will be crushed in the 2029 election. NB there is no Labour Liz Truss!

The only reason to watch The Apprentice now is to predict which one of these hacks will end up as a hatemongering shill on gbeebies #TheApprenticeuk

I love Mariah but it would suck so hard to be an Italian popstar and get displaced from opening your own olympics for an American popstar #Olympics2026

@AFC_ADS @Z__Wizz @f0steralex If you think him not being noticed is due exclusively to skill and not because the shared IQ of everyone around him was single digits I'm not really sure what to tell you. Anyway, they both did great and played excellent strategic games.

@Z__Wizz @jennyappless @f0steralex Rachel only won because she picked the right box 😂 I don’t see how people can look at that as being good, she was gifted the win by Stephen 😂

@AFC_ADS @f0steralex Harry got lucky with some of the stupidest people to walk this planet not noticing him at all. Rachel and Harry are both great.

@f0steralex Never Harry is clear. Rachel got lucky she got some of the worst faithfuls going, she literally stood in a room and said she was a traitor 😂

James absolutely would have been in a britpop band in the 90s #thetraitorsuk

The lack of brains here. Take off half for tax. £2k/month (possibly more) for rent in zone 3 is another quarter. That's not even getting into transport, food, bills, council tax, living. Obviously he's not broke but a chunk of cash in one go is a lot.

@owenjonesjourno I don't hate him or anything but thinking that he'd win back Green and Reform voters? Owen I know you're smarter than that, that's delusional.

The thing is, if you took factional glasses off, Andy Burnham would objectively be Labour's best bet at winning back Green and Reform voters. The people running Labour would rather burn the party to the ground than let a softly progressive politician run it.

@the_traitors_ This country will digest whole anything or anyone successful.

Soaring ratings and one of the best series to date, but yeah, the “bubble has burst” People are so desperate to be miserable. The tall poppy syndrome in the UK continues to thrive 🙄 #TheTraitors

He's going to isn't it ffs #TheTraitorsUK

@the_traitors_ Alan is the only answer

Which series of #TheTraitors has had the best winner/s? 🔥