Beatrix Squirrel

@worstyouknow lore indicates that proximity to such soaring is a natural means of gaining American Patriot Power

Saw a bald eagle from 30 feet away earlier today, flying over me. I feel that I have been infused with America Power.

@worstyouknow "I see the twine between your thumbtacks" shall be the new "I'm picking up what you're putting down"

Free to a good home: a great drop-in replacement for “thanks for coming to my TED talk” is “thanks for coming to my murder wall”.

Raspberry cheesecake and a pomegranate martini. Gourmet dessert that I can eat on my lap in the room while binging Disney witch shows 😊💜

I was awake hella early and on impulse, checked for reserved umbrella loungers at the waterpark. One was available and now it is mine! I didn't tell Jimmy so it will be a surprise. :)

This is our first stay at Riviera and I love it. Primo Piatto, the QS, has great sandwiches. Probably going there again tonight. Our 1BR villa is a cool, comfortable haven. The view is beautiful and I like that the balcony is only across half the suite. More floor space.

So we are on a big group chat with lots of fellow cruisers. We share important information with each other like this 😊

Of course I just got a message "encouraging" me to "engage more with my timeline". So they know I'm "human". I guess new accounts default to being shadow-banned? I miss 2007 twitter.

So since nobody follows me here yet, I am free to burble about disney trip crap to my heart's content! #mwahahaha

@StevenBrust hey I returned to twitter

It really is still a shit show on the ol hellsite, huh.

I came back