Jens Johnson

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Jens Johnson

@jens_johnson

real isopod hours

San Diego, CA Katılım Eylül 2011

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Jens Johnson@jens_johnson·1d

How the Yartin Scorsese got me moving tonight

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Jens Johnson@jens_johnson·3d

This gotta be the hardest memorium quote of all time holy fuck I could run through a wall

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Alec Gunter 🇵🇸@PunishedAG·5d

let me help you understand this better

Mack@kenzietuff

This is not good btw

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Jens Johnson@jens_johnson·4 May

4 so I can take bars and drink Sauvignon Blanc with Kamala the whole time and fart and recline my seat all the way onto trump

✞Yคภкєє✞ ♑️@yankeedraft

You’re on a 10-hour flight. Which seat are you choosing and why?

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Aadan@JMurrayWrld·29 Nis

Woke Christian Braun

Pop Base@PopBase

Ed Sheeran has shaved his hair off.

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swinky@dumbassghoul·28 Nis

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

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Jens Johnson@jens_johnson·26 Nis

Yea totally not staged

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Breaking911@Breaking911

UPDATE: President Trump has refused to leave and is expected to return to the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

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Sosa@luhvvsosa·24 Nis

wasnt really scared about ai replacing me til i seen this shi

Sora ⍟@railedbysora

Incredible engineering

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ArtButMakeItSports@ArtButSports·20 Nis

The Ascension, by Paolo Veronese, 1585, 📸 by @gwephoto

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Jens Johnson@jens_johnson·19 Nis

A middle aged man having his tesla say cuss words to him is the perfect microsm of Elon Musk’s fan base

Elon Musk@elonmusk

Lmaooo

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Jens Johnson@jens_johnson·12 Nis

@lporiginalg Type of chud ass tweet that shows how few of you incels have ever made contact with a female

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I,Hypocrite@lporiginalg·12 Nis

No comment.

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Nostra, House of Gold@Nostre_damus·8 Nis

Lindsey Graham hearing the news about the ceasefire

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liz 💥@lizaboth·23 Mar

Silenced??? I wake up every single day wishing she would shut the fuck up there isn’t a silent thing about this woman

XX-XY Athletics@xx_xyathletics

When you consider everything they did to silence Riley, you realize why so many women & girls still fear speaking up. It also deepens your respect for those that bravely do it anyway, regardless of the price. And there’s always price.

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Conner O'Malley@conner_omalley·17 Mar

Irish Zionism

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Liam@LegoRacers2·14 Mar

Polymarket? You mean Trader Joe's?

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Acid House Hospital@darkmusick_·12 Mar

white people be like this song was on tony hawk's pro skater

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prolapsed catholic@chlumbucket·7 Mar

DevOps Engineer

Page Six@PageSix

Charli XCX reveals she wants to ‘quit music’ for new career path trib.al/dfOEcOY

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Shaun Johnson@ShyBucketGetter·1 Mar

Next Ayatollah should be an IPA uncle who fucks with Wilco heavy

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Jens Johnson@jens_johnson·21 Şub

@KalleSorbo I keep telling myself I’ll quit once I can get enough Zyn rewards to buy the Blackstone grill 😂

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Kalle📸@KalleSorbo·21 Şub

So I managed to quit Zyns and nicotine in general. Been a few months now. Honestly I just got to a point where I was like “this is a financially irresponsible habit” when I was going through a can a day.

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Jens Johnson@jens_johnson·16 Şub

@laurenboebert Wild conjecture coming from the theater handjob vaper

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