jensen

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jensen

@jensen__tweets

I like my jokes how I like my macaroni: cheesy

Katılım Mart 2012

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jensen@jensen__tweets·23 Mar

my daily mixes on spotify get super weird if I listen to them for too long but I think it’s fitting because I, too, get super weird if you listen to me for too long

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jensen@jensen__tweets·22 Şub

I’m starting a clothing brand! I’ve been making clothes for 2 years now and I’ve decided to start a collection of my own designs that people can buy online. The first one is available now! Shop: jensentwite.art/category/all-p… #SmallBusiness #fashion #sewing #artist

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jensen@jensen__tweets·30 Kas

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Melange Media@stillraces·13 Tem

Nightmare at 20,000 ft. (2023) That motherfucker back there is not real!

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jensen@jensen__tweets·8 Tem

the urge to say thank you to the AI every time it writes something for me

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jensen@jensen__tweets·15 Mar

me and the birds on my bird feeder

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jensen@jensen__tweets·22 Şub

when my sims game tries to give me the tutorial

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no context seinfeld@casualseinfeld·13 Oca

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jensen@jensen__tweets·22 Ara

unfortunately “haven’t you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door” didn’t fit

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jensen@jensen__tweets·20 Eki

turns out when you go to art school you dont get a high paying job, you just get an overwhelming amount of weird large-scale oil paintings you can't get rid of because you paid a large sum of money for the supplies to make them and for the classes you made them in

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Vagabon@vagabonvagabon·13 Eki

do they have access to chapstick on survivor? because that’s really what would do me in...

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jensen@jensen__tweets·27 Eyl

crumbling under the pressure to come up with another wildly successful sims tweet

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jensen@jensen__tweets·23 Eyl

@hammond_swiss @just_emmy64

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AnnaMarie@hammond_swiss·23 Eyl

@just_emmy64 @jensen__tweets … y’all 5 years ago😂😂😂

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"i'm gay" "i'm straight" okay?? i'm drunk in the back of the car and i cried like a baby coming home from the bar

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jensen@jensen__tweets·23 Ağu

@BedHeadzGaming

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jensen@jensen__tweets·23 Ağu

so basically the timeline of the sims is that the sims 3 takes place 25 years before the sims 1 and the sims 1 is 25 years before the sims 2 and the sims 4 is an alternate reality caused by a disruption from time travel by Alexander where they know what happens to bella goth afte