Jen Wilson

Can you intervention yourself? ....asking for a friend

@anika_michele 😂😂😂😂

america: kids can work in factories now america: if an active shooter comes into their class, kids should just hide in a big metal box america: lmao why would preschool be free america: why aren’t people having KIDS ANYMORE

Today I had two higher ups message me and replied with “oh sick!” and “ohhh okay dope!” Truly a “you don’t work in investment banking anymore” moment.

Almost 12 years of Toothless and she has never cared about human food. So anything she seems intrigued by now I give her the option. Most recent foods - parm crisps and an obsession with bananas.

@linawayman It’s a crusty dead leaf. It might work for something green but it’s definitely fully brown haha.

Get yourself a Tommy. Who saw the dropped leaf from my fiddle leaf on the ground and plunged it back in the soil in hopes it would come back to life. I appreciate you, but that’s also not how plants usually work.

@paigehoffs Yes. 1000 percent haha

@jenwilson4 - dis u?

Today I told my therapist how I think I’m clairvoyant and somehow she still agreed that once a month meeting seems fitting now.

@anika_michele @paigehoffs I am this person. I am buying the holistic things and falling in this trap hahha. But I’m also making my own shit like fire cider for colds like a millennial witch doctor.

@paigehoffs @anika_michele This is mine too. And I’m convinced.

@anika_michele What even is your FYP rn

Thinking about how sometimes I’d just eat a baguette with half cheese spread and half with Nutella and call it dinner when I was 20 and studying abroad.

Literally how can @Ticketmaster allow people to purchase tickets for $150 and immediately have them as verified resale for $560 each, moments after tickets go on sale. There has to be a resale price limit. It isn’t fun to go to a concert anymore bc of this process.

@paigehoffs And Tommy’s Dad

100% my little brother

Every Sunday I’m faced with the decision to be the healthiest person alive or eat and drink everything on earth.

Going to a wedding tomorrow so I text my fiancé a list of things I need. Proceeds to FaceTime me through it all. Called a curling iron a heat stick. Called fake lashes “fake scara.” Rubber banded my make up and packing taped said lashes closed. Told me I lived recklessly hahaha.

@smangadith @MegHourihan Logan can def get it.

@MegHourihan @jenwilson4 I love this. Jess or bust. But like Logan could get it too

Dan in Gossip Girl sucks. Just gaslighting every decision Serena makes and complaining constantly. Also yes I’m rewatching original Gossip Girl, I’m fine.

@MegHourihan I love you, but you could not hahahhh and also neither could I

me, watching the west wing: I could be president me, on the freeway: *whispering* go around me please please just go around me

I can see why they didn’t want him to wear his uniform