Nel L.Y.

@DeltaSassy Will it be supported by the British? I doubt it.

✅Meghan Markle has now trademarked her As Ever fruit spreads, jams, teas, and honey in the United Kingdom.🤷‍♀️ Of course she has! Because nothing says 'I've moved on from the royal family" quite like launching a product line in the UK and then rushing to trademark it right in Charles' backyard. The pettiness is unmatched. The irony is delicious. And the "best life" is still looking suspiciously like a desperate side eye at the family she claims to have left behind! 🙄

@RpsAgainstTrump Hey Rubio, it’s two different circumstances!

Rubio: “There was a couple of leaders in Europe who said that this was not Europe's war. Well, Ukraine is not America's war and yet we've contributed more to that fight than any other country in the world."

@LairdOfThManor Just tell the lady your brain misplaced her instructions to you 😂😂😂

I find myself in what can only be described as a domestically perilous situation. Again… Some time ago… recently enough that I cannot plausibly plead the passage of years… the Lady of the Manor gave me a piece of advice. Not a casual suggestion, mind you, but the sort of calm, measured instruction that experienced wives deliver to husbands who are moments away from making a regrettable decision. I remember the occasion vividly. Acutely. She spoke with patience. With clarity. With the quiet composure of a woman who knows she is addressing a man who will shortly ignore everything she is saying. I, naturally, nodded in a manner designed to convey deep understanding and mature responsibility. Unfortunately, this performance was entirely theatrical. Because while I was nodding, my mind had drifted elsewhere… to matters of great importance, such as whether the kettle had boiled, or if it might be socially acceptable to have another biscuit. And so the advice… whatever it was… passed straight through my consciousness like a polite guest who realises he has come to the wrong house. Which brings us to the present moment. A problem has arisen. A problem which, I am told, could have been effortlessly avoided had I simply done the thing the Lady of the Manor instructed me to do. The difficulty, you see, is that I have absolutely no recollection of what that thing was. None whatsoever. I know advice was given. I know I acknowledged it with great dignity and several reassuring nods. And I know… beyond any reasonable doubt… that I did not do it. What I do not know is what it was. This leaves me in the rather delicate position of wandering about the Manor attempting to look industrious while secretly hoping the matter resolves itself before the Lady of the Manor appears and asks the inevitable question: “Did you do what I told you?” At which point I shall be forced to deploy the only strategy available to a husband who has failed both to listen and to remember. A thoughtful pause. A distant stare. And the desperate hope that she never asks me to specify which instruction it was. Because if she does… I fear the Lady of the Manor will discover that her ever attentive Laird did not ignore her advice… He simply misplaced it entirely. 😬🤦🏻‍♂️🎩

@CalltoActivism Liar!

🚨WTF: In a stunning exchange, Mike Johnson says the reason its OK for Trump to vote by mail in Florida while railing against it everywhere else - is because Florida “handles mail-in balloting well.” Johnson is no Christian if he’s willing to lie for power. #TrumpVotesByMail

@earthcurated It’s calming effect.

Why are we all obsessed with sunsets?

@highbrow_nobrow I do pray that we will never get another president like DJT!

“I love Donald Trump. We'll never get another president like Donald Trump. That is why it's important we do everything we can to try to get him re-elected.” -Pastor Franklin Graham endorses Donald Trump for a constitutionally barred third term at CPAC.

@mjfree More stupidity being exposed!

CPAC attendee: He is the president of peace. When this gets taken care of, it's going to be peace. I'm on Truth Social, that's the only social media I do... he's got a plan. He's a genius. And we trust President Trump.

@LairdOfThManor Perfectly said!

Narcissists, like Meghan Markle, possess a particular fondness for what might politely be called ‘dating upward’. Love, alas, is seldom the principal motive. What she seeks instead is an ornament… a companion whose intelligence, beauty, success, gentle empathy, or in Prince Harry’s case, position, may be worn rather like a decoration, improving the general impression she presents to the world. At the outset the admiration is lavish. He was displayed with pride, as one might exhibit a rare jewel or an exquisite painting… proof, of course, of her impeccable taste. But admiration of this kind is curiously fragile. The very qualities that first ‘supposedly’ enchanted her soon grow rather inconvenient. His light, after all, has the unfortunate tendency to illuminate what she would prefer remain unseen… her lack of talent, style, grace, empathy, manners, intelligence or ability. …And so a small social adjustment takes place. In company, he is praised and presented as evidence of her discernment. In private, however, the tone alters. Compliments acquire a faint edge, admiration cools into envy, and the occasional correction is offered… always, naturally, for his own good. The aim is perfectly simple… if she cannot quite equal his light,(which she has never been able to do thus far) she will endeavour, with great delicacy and persistence, to lower the wattage… and when his mental state and low self worth is thrown into the mix… well, the result is self evident.

BREAKING: The U.S. Treasury plans to put Donald Trump’s signature on all new paper currency, a first for a sitting president and a break from tradition, where only Treasury officials sign bills.

@EastEndJoe OMG!

They forgot to call him “Sir!”

@DeltaSassy Another failure coming up!

🚨We can now ‘officially’ blame Netflix for THEIR STUPIDITY!! I'm just baffled at this latest idiotic move. After the polo doc flopped with a pathetic 500k views and "With Love, Meghan" cratered to just 2 million, Netflix is crawling back for another polo drama with these toxic losers? This pair is pure reputational poison. Even the hate watchers will not watch this show! Netflix needs to grow a spine, admit the deal was a disaster, cut their losses and JUST WALK AWAY! Insane! #NetflixFlops #SussexPoison #NetflixInsanity

Trump: "The amazing thing is we don't need the Hormuz Strait. We don't need it. We don't need it at all. We have so much oil. Our country is not affected by this."

@Acyn 😂😂😂 The lie of the day!

Trump: Our great first lady, who turns out to be a fantastic movie star -- do you believe this?She had the number one movie and now she is number one on streaming

@DeltaSassy Meghan’s getting crazier every day!

🚨😂😂😂 𝐌𝐞𝐠𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐥𝐞 𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐀𝐫𝐞 “𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫” 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐨𝐲𝐚𝐥 𝐅𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 “Meghan Markle truly believes the tide is turning in their favor. She believes, she and Harry are 𝙎𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 than the entire Royal Family and they're building their own "𝗖𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗼𝘁" because they've got millions of fans and a "modern" vibe. 😂😂😂😂😂 Markle sees the royal family as increasingly outdated, while she and Harry reflect a younger and more modern outlook. 𝙄𝙣 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙫𝙞𝙚𝙬, 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙖𝙡, 𝙤𝙧 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙥𝙖𝙨𝙨, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙤𝙮𝙖𝙡𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙞𝙣𝙛𝙡𝙪𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙪𝙡𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙖𝙡 𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙫𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚. These planted tabloid stories are coming in hot & heavy and I cannot resist! And Harry is the one with mental illness?! She is delusional and this is my Comedy Gold post for the day! #SussexCamelot #RoyalDelusion #TabloidGold. @stephaniesidley

@DougWahl1 Great move from Delta! I didn’t know they have this Perk.

DO YOU SUPPORT DELTA's MOVE? Because of TSA workers not being paid, today Delta Air Lines suspended its special services it had been offering members of congress and their staff. The canceled perks include: Airport escorts Personal "Red Coat" assistants. Your Thoughts?

@LairdOfThManor Classy and regal ❤️

Flawless. That’s it… that’s the tweet.

@XOQueenEsther Well, Harry stay with your crazy wife and stop pestering your family! You got out, so let the BRF do their work and shut up!

Remember when Prince Harry said, “I was trapped, but I didn’t know I was trapped.” He also claimed he wasn’t necessarily “enjoying [royal] life because there were photographs of me smiling while I was shaking hands and meeting people,” and that it was only through meeting and being with Meghan that he saw the “strictures” of royal life clearly and found a way out. 🤭 Someone cue Meghan to tell him he’s happy, because he looks absolutely drained every time now😌

@RpsAgainstTrump Good news!

BREAKING: Donald Trump blasted Supreme Court justices Neil Gorsuch and Amy Coney Barrett for voting against him in the tariffs case “They sicken me. They sicken me because they are bad for our country.” Totally deranged

@EastEndJoe Huh! Make peace with mother Earth first.

They definitely have the ears that look like they can hear aliens miles away. But seriously, why don’t we wait till we completely destroy Earth first.

@LairdOfThManor 😂😂😂

#SussexSquad starter pack.