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@JackRhysider @IanColdwater Well, they aren't vampires anymore.

@IanColdwater Hope they aren't vampires, that's a lot of garlic.

@stewartsmith @ajorg I'm pretty sure that this calls for having a spare pie as well. You need to acquire supplies for two more pies.

@ajorg There’s going to be four people. I’m also not even close to hitting the maximum pie to people ratio that one of the four has ever observed

I appear to have gone slightly nuts and have a quite large stack of pastry in the fridge.

@Evil_Mog I just saw a white Ford Bronco come across Bring a Trailer and couldn't help but think of OJ. twitter.com/Bringatrailer/…

Did you know that OJ Simpson was considered to play the Terminator originally, but he was considered too likable and people couldn't imagine him being a killer. The irony is amazing

@KimZetter In prior years my team booked a conference room so they could watch the world cup on a larger screen while they worked.

All you people tweeting about the World Cup who should be working... you know your bosses can see you, right? 😎🥸

Rise again

Working on the path to new places: @jerickso@infosec.exchange

A new AWS whitepaper covering Nitro - "The Security Design of the AWS Nitro System". Super interesting deep dive into virtualization and the AWS approach to security. HTML: docs.aws.amazon.com/whitepapers/la… PDF: docs.aws.amazon.com/pdfs/whitepape…

@mdwyerfoo Uhh.. why are you sharing passwords?

@wendynather I just finished sifting through my sticker collection to decorate a new work laptop. Looking through the pile and recalling where I got many of them was amusing.

I just don’t have enough laptop to contain all my personality

Never leave the contents of your sticker drawer intact when the desk is being moved. Now I have to sort it all out again.

@devnulled One certainly hopes so.

@HOUmanReporter @doctorow I really like how you aren't supposed to display company branded stress toys.

@doctorow So you can actually have too much flair? 🤔

Every billionaire is a policy failure, but every billionaire is also a factory for producing policy failures at scale. The political power conferred by massive wealth makes democracy a sham, where "one person, one vote" is swamped by "one dollar, one vote." 1/

@shortxstack At least you aren't glued to the phone yet.

super glue everywhere phone doesn't recognize my fingerprints FANTASTIC

@TProphet Make it worse so someone will pay you to make it better again.

@wendynather Arwen wishes you a better day tomorrow.

Okay friends and colleagues, today is a rough day and I need some distraction. Please bring me your finest cat pics, stupid memes, and rabbit holes. 👇🏽 Thank you.

@JNitterauer With what now? I like Old Fashioneds, and I like bacon. However, these don't seem like things that will improve each other.

There is something extra special about an Old Fashioned w/ bacon. Just sayin’

@mattblaze Who parks on RR tracks at all, ever? Never mind trying to recreate the Trolly Problem.

1. Holy crap. 2. Thank god she's alive (though seriously injured) 3. Who parks on RR tracks with someone locked in a car? Were they trying to reenact the Trolly Problem or something? This is as close to actually tying someone to RR tracks as I've ever heard of. 4. Holy crap.

@TProphet Perhaps he should ask to speak to a manager.

@jfslowik @SwiftOnSecurity The natural predator of the Internet

@SwiftOnSecurity APT Backhoe is undefeated

Working for a large and distributed company with access to problem reporting: Holy shit there are way more fiber cuts than I thought. Like all the time.