Chud Homegreen

@goongins So fucking excited for this minority to deliver my food

4 day bender hangover

do you think conditioner lowkey hates being shampoo’s sloppy seconds?

this wallahi bullshit might actually end my reels addiction for good

Holding up the phones to cheers with the boys before we hit a fat scroll sesh? #cbtm

Is it just me or does it smell like upwannapoundasixpackandsmokesomecigs in here?

Dudes need to stop wearing Peter miller shirts if they don’t even listen to him

buddy hit us with “we all got nuked last night, right?” like yes bro, but you really stood out

Adderall is awesome until you realize it makes your dick look like an Arby’s curly fry

Just explained to a 27 year old what an espresso martini is

Dillon Brooks, you are a fucking chud. Grayson Allen, you are a fucking chud. Devin Booker, you are pretty chill.

When I sing the lyrics to a song wrong just know that I sang it in the way it should’ve been written

Walked into the bathroom at the multi fraternity formal event and bros were yelling “victory” #expand

@Csgetdegrees79 Self dox cbtm

“Ew he’s not wearing boots” Nashville yells in unison

Top 25 hangover of my life and an agent from the United States Census Bureau showed up to my house to conduct a 35 minute interview #dontignorethemail

I don’t trust you if you didn’t like the world record egg post #theresstilltime

You should have paid him enough to live

Cole Ballard will have a better season than JD6 ever had #CB15

ripped a zyn mid lecture #6milli

Always broken or never working? #mcdonsicecream

drank wine and played mah jong with my mom until 1:30 am #meninwomendominatedfields