jerome fumble

shes still a blocked character

you gotta be like a chicken and never let people know you can actually fly

no one frying phillip's air twin

turning vegan so i can go to england and eat the nothing ham burger

yo wasnt that big room duo Dimitri Vegas and like Mike or something

musk is low poly

imagine reposting your own tweets gang

scheduling my tweet to 2117 to remind them i still rule this shit

scheduling my tweet to 2116 so they know who tf i am

you can trim your ballsack hairs daily for the span of 3 years and make a sweater out of them. not that i tried but i assume its possible

ladies find me so beautiful they wanna turn me into a hdri

michael jackson died so i could be born #butterflyeffect

patrick period simulator

yo shoutout Zohran Afghani for winning yall. he did it

hola cuomo estás

i invented the term swag

grub hub percs

i look like if a boy and a girl had a baby

yo i was walking in heaven. there was lowkey a hole in the cloud that i didn't see and i tripped all the way down to twitter. i'm back yall