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@deadbeatpoof holy fucking shit Marlo I'm so sorry. That's such a hit, sending you my love and glad he's ok

@victoriaroskams LITERALLY what I said

@80s__girlfriend I can't type, omit the word "forgot" I started typing that I had forgotten you're a year younger than me then was like "I don't need to type that" and then forgot to delete

@80s__girlfriend happy BIRTHDAY legend forgot this is your time

@victoriaroskams WOW he just might just win. The legs springing into the air got me.

I'm always telling my dog off for chewing and licking his paws but once again I'm on Seek . com knawing relentlessly at my hands. Feels good!

they perhaps should be eligible for compensation

I miss having twitter on my phone I feel ragged coming on the damn laptop to see what my acquaintances and friends are doing and how they feel. I miss you all! Is it parasocial? Who knows! Like 4 friends have been copping the slack of receiving via DM what would have been tweet

Ever since uninstalling twitter mobile I end up coming on here like a retired truffle pig...I snuffle around have a feeble gobble and my legs can't hold me up anymore

@girlwithhorn He's doing the freddie mercury movie editing but as an ally

Chaser of the Year Award goes to Cowboy Johnny Bravo

@80s__girlfriend @geraniumthief OH SLAY!!!

@girlwithhorn U WILL!

@nakedmallrat It's bc Americans dress like Sims

Nancy 82 Al Plastino 11-7

@deadbeatpoof grace and frankie and my auntie confirmed this as soon as I'm not hot I'm gonna endeavour to look fucky for a crumb of respect

why are there SO MANY videos like this. Why are you making me see them!! I'm corny and wet but christ don't throat me and call it my cottage-core nature

I feel like the only time I'm compelled to go to twitter now is when I encounter a reel that is like "goo goo gaga THIS is what it means to be a woman. Divine femininity. To be an uwu fairy. To foraage for my girl items protected by my strong man. I gurgle and clap my baby hands"