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@NoContextHumans Biker's fault

She killed it👏 x.com/ClownWorld/sta…

@victor_ninety1 @legalshishya What does your dad do?

@legalshishya My dad paid the highest tax last year, so maybe mine. Aur Pita ji bolte hai bus se jaao paise nahi hai

Kiske baap ke maal se kharida hai yeh Mercedes AMG G 63? It roughly costs Rs. 5 Cr (on road price) in Mumbai.

@sumtspeaks Putting a screenshot here.. so that people can read.. these babus just sitting in office removing every damm post

During a virtual hearing in the Delhi High Court, a porn video suddenly started playing on the screen. The hearing was immediately stopped. When the hearing resumed after a short while, the porn video started playing again. Then a message appeared on the screen "Your system has been hacked." Ultimately, the Chief Justice had to adjourn the hearing. Kya hoga is desh kaa😭🤣

@gietzschean The bourgeoisie soul focuses on hedonism and utility not transcendence or beauty. Only religious and aristocratic institutions can create this kind of majesty.

@Adriksh "Nobody wants to pay for anymore" Have you used one? May be I can open and edit some json file or .md file in vs code. But every other dev project is used in jetbrains ide only

it's wild how VS Code became the industry standard while JetBrains spent years building actually superior IDEs that nobody wants to pay for anymore

@whoiswrs No one knows the real reason. Vultures can save their asses on lying over a dead body..

Pistol bechke leleta ullu ke pathe

@PK260103 @Lahnshen Subscription that runs off after a month.. because party has already won

@Lahnshen Lol read again its not $30/vote its a subscription of $30/month

They buying votes for $30/vote in India. Take some notes, republicans & democrats, there are levels to this game.

@Benarasiyaa But they just planted some trees

Gurgaon authorities claiming land encroached by people living in plush bunglows. Need such drives in every posh, gated society of this country.

@TrumpTruthOnX Hope americans evolve , and see humanity as a cooperation rather than competition

China moved into Venezuela and started purchasing Oil in Yuan. US attacked Venezuela and took control of its Oil. China became Iran’s biggest Oil purchaser in Yuan. US attacked Iran. India purchased Russian Oil and was on track to revive RIC friendship. US slapped 50% tariffs on India. US will never allow India to become a second China which is now challenging US supremacy. This war is not about Iran going nuclear. Iran was never a threat to US. This war is about US flexing its muscles to China over global oil trade and maintaining the dollar supremacy. US had no option but to stop the Chinese else Yuan would have become global currency. The war is actually between US and China and others are just side players. The repercussions of this war will be felt for many decades and it is not going to end soon. #Trump #Iran #IranWar #China

@Gemini77717 @BeingSalmanKhan 🤣

@BeingSalmanKhan Sach me kuch samj nhi aya

Rajpal bhai aap 30 yrs se kaam kar rahe ho aur hum sabne aapko repeat kiya hai baar baar kyunki aap apna kaam jante ho aur ek value laate ho , kaam toh aapko bohot milega aur issi dollar rate pe milega aur milte rahega . Hakikat yeh hai . Aur yeh yaad rakhna ke kabhi kabhi flow mai kuch nikal aata hai ,dena hi hai toh dimag mai rakho dil se kaam karo , dollar upar ho ya neeche kya farak padta hai dena toh India mai hi hai @rajpalofficial

Most of kids do this.. I have kids captured in my CCTV coming into my garden pluck out flowers... would I start beating them. They all are from good family not migrants.. kids love to do this... Krishna used to steal makhan from all over the village.. you need some empathy and love..

@SurajKrBauddh Let's suppose some migrant came and stole some thing, What will be your response.? It's common all throughout India to tie thieves like this. Just bcoz she is a child doesn't make the wrong thing right. If she hasn't been thought imagine what she'll do in future. Use common sense

"Uncle, please save me." 😥 "Retd. Army man became a monster." 😡 This man tied a baby girl to an iron railing and beat her MERCILESSLY just because she took a guava from his garden in Una, HP. I'm speechless about the pain she must have felt. This man must be arrested ASAP.

@ABHISHE83785349 @RoshanKrRaii Kings and priests use religion to control public.. that's their last resort you are slightly right..

@jerry_ankur @RoshanKrRaii 🤣🤣psychology???? Ooo chomu jake google kr lena .. bada bada raja ant me sab chhod k relegion me lag gye aur ye 200 k dihadi samjha raha psychology 🤣

lowest GDP lowest Per Capita Income one of the lowest literacy rates lowest level of medical care lowest level of infrastructure high rate of poverty highest rate of hunger related deaths poorest law and order highest unemployment level highest crime percentage & Biharis are taking pride that they managed to make a Dhongi's show housefull 🤦

@WhateverVishal And also clean😅

@infodexx That's because migrants from these state earn this money somewhere else, but their adhar and PAN still linked to old address

Average Monthly Salary of Indians 🇮🇳 🇮🇳 Uttar Pradesh — ₹20,730 🇮🇳 West Bengal — ₹20,210 🇮🇳 Maharashtra — ₹20,110 🇮🇳 Bihar — ₹19,960 🇮🇳 Rajasthan — ₹19,740 🇮🇳 Madhya Pradesh — ₹19,740 🇮🇳 Tamil Nadu — ₹19,600 🇮🇳 Karnataka — ₹19,150 🇮🇳 Gujarat — ₹18,880 🇮🇳 Odisha — ₹18,790 🇮🇳 Kerala — ₹18,290 🇮🇳 Telangana — ₹18,520 🇮🇳 Andhra Pradesh — ₹18,520 🇮🇳 Punjab — ₹18,120 🇮🇳 Assam — ₹17,860 🇮🇳 Jharkhand — ₹17,570 🇮🇳 Haryana — ₹17,330 🇮🇳 Uttarakhand — ₹17,140 🇮🇳 Delhi — ₹17,100 🇮🇳 Jammu & Kashmir — ₹17,010 🇮🇳 Tripura — ₹16,760 🇮🇳 Himachal Pradesh — ₹16,640 🇮🇳 Manipur — ₹16,420 🇮🇳 Meghalaya — ₹16,260 🇮🇳 Nagaland — ₹16,120 🇮🇳 Goa — ₹15,540 🇮🇳 Puducherry — ₹15,620 🇮🇳 Arunachal Pradesh — ₹15,590 🇮🇳 Mizoram — ₹15,390 🇮🇳 Sikkim — ₹15,130 🇮🇳 Chandigarh — ₹14,940 🇮🇳 Dadra & Nagar Haveli — ₹14,630 🇮🇳 Daman & Diu — ₹14,290 🇮🇳 Andaman & Nicobar — ₹14,350 🇮🇳 Lakshadweep — ₹14,260 🇮🇳 Chhattisgarh — NA 🇮🇳 Ladakh — NA Source: ClearTax (Data as of 28 April 2025)

@myogiadityanath At this rate, BJP is soon going to stop using X 😂

An MoU by Invest UP is a preliminary step before detailed due diligence and project evaluation gets done. The MoU with Puch AI is similarly an initiation of the process by Invest UP to explore potential in the AI sector. MoUs are non-binding on the State Government. Any further progress including any Government permission, approval or license is subject to detailed evaluation of prospective investors proposal . Any prospective investor falling short of the above will automatically have their MoU terminated. Uttar Pradesh remains committed to transparent, responsible, and future-focused development.

One of the things that world has learned now is to not deny the tech upfront to India, instead supply a lower generation technology. Same is happening in jet. All the tech - space, nuclear etc. were denied by countries and we eventually developed one. I wish other countries must have denied jets too.

We armed ourselves with nukes without a single nazi scientist.

An ancient Assyrian technique for river crossing using inflated skins, around the 8th century BCE.

@itsbhawnna @TechyGopal460 @vinodchendhil And then that guy will go on reddit, post how you scammed them and then lost a case, that will destroy you very quickly before you realise. You literally don't understand the bit of customer satisfaction..

@TechyGopal460 @vinodchendhil 99.99% will never will even if someone do just do settlement and even in worst case penalities are not big hardly few thousand you can consider that usual cost of business.

Customer: I will file case against you in consumer court. Us: Why what happened. Customer: You have not yet delivered to me its been 7 days. Us: Sir sometimes it takes longer to deliver to tier 3, ur ordered is scheduled for tomorrow delivery. Customer: ok. With the advent of qcom customers want delivery quicker and faster than ever at the same time costs for same are very high. Only solution is to communicate as much as possible this difference to consumers.

@IndianSinghh He is just another old indian man who loves power, and cant give it to someone else..

He is 81 years old He is still serving the nation He is the nightmare of Pakistan He is the boss of Unknown men He is the Patriot He is first IPS to get Kirti Chakra He is AJIT DOVAL He is my inspiration 🇮🇳

@TJ_CTA @ionfwnuin What is q tip

@ionfwnuin When the Q-tip hits the spot and you have an eargasm.

what is the closest thing to sex that isn’t sex