Jerry disStillery

Happens to the best of us right?

Current hot sauce rotation

@TheFlockDaddy But in the tub you got continuous hot water

@jerrysweatpants Jerry, I’ve found the sink and a bowl does the same trick. Abe

Opinions on this method #meatreveal

@JaquariusBatt That’s a pretty low percentage

@jerrysweatpants Caution do NOT use hot water!! My balls are now 48% plastic

@MaaaltyWalty Hate me or love me, you watched. That's all you could do

@jerrysweatpants Hard dislike but I love it

@noahcheeseburga There’s no way this works

@jerrysweatpants Just put it on a plate and defrost it in the microwave for a few minutes bro #science

@auburn_rebel @sketchy_cactus Was a Bearcat myself

@jerrysweatpants @sketchy_cactus Was a top baseball recruit back in my day

Top 5 cities to live in post grad Gluckstadt, MS Etna, CA Trout Lake, WA Elijay, GA Gorham, NH

@auburn_rebel @sketchy_cactus Didn’t know you were a Tiger Randall

@sketchy_cactus Hartselle, Alabama snubbed

@OGburner420 Tub works more efficiently

@jerrysweatpants Did you lose your sink?

@TortoiseCosta @MarvinSacklyAU Did the same thing

@jerrysweatpants @MarvinSacklyAU Thought that was a high noon/israeli flag head cover for a second

Just got paired with LIV fans

I like to stay in places where the deodorant isn’t locked up

Hangover? BLOCKED BY JAMES

Moved into the 9-5 apartment today. Life’s over. Toby Keith

@BigMac_McGee Stolen valor

Is this the SEC version of a coat rack?

@ThatsPanicMan Shhh don’t talk about it

This 97 year old diner still makes coke the old fashioned way.

Touse? Bouse? we’re good tuber is here

@SergioTickler Dudes can’t even wash their car anymore?

“Fuck yeah let’s wash our cars in the fraternity parking lot so the huzz can see how jacked we are. U go first and I’ll sit in the cuck chair” #rapeauburnlambda

In the making?? How much bigger could she get?