Danny

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Danny

@jersey_dck

nj/not nyc

Jersey City, NJ Katılım Kasım 2021

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Danny@jersey_dck·17 Oca

Right after I wrestled a bear

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Danny@jersey_dck·16h

oh no…

Danny@jersey_dck

going on a cruise next week and what if i meet the love of my life and have to tell everyone we met on a cruise for the rest of my life should i preemptively kms just in case

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Danny@jersey_dck·1d

@dumbassghoul @kyburnss coded

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Danny@jersey_dck·2d

@stxvxn_8381 confirmed: bisexual

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itsy bitsy spider@stxvxn_8381·2d

@jersey_dck and he agreed!

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Danny@jersey_dck·2d

@stxvxn_8381 it’s tea

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itsy bitsy spider@stxvxn_8381·2d

roomfmate follows whoopsie daisy

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Danny@jersey_dck·2d

@WhispersGay certain gays, probably but not all!

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𝕄att's 𝕊hadow@WhispersGay·2d

@jersey_dck is that why so many gays move there?

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Danny@jersey_dck·2d

there’s something so sinister about miami

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Danny@jersey_dck·2d

algorithm so busted i just assumed oomf died because i didn’t his tweets anymore

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Danny@jersey_dck·2d

@kyburnss @zachelarkin again? or do you mean the time someone INTENTIONALLY drove into it

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lazy susan@kyburnss·2d

@zachelarkin Taqueria, Jersey City but it was a citizens vehicle that backed into it

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zach@zachelarkin·2d

had brunch plans this morning until a bus crashed into the restaurant

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Danny@jersey_dck·2d

the account @DidDTrumpDie has not posted today YET

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Danny@jersey_dck·2d

@fico_chu omg while we are on vacation? could we be so lucky

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fico@fico_chu·2d

is it finally going to happen?

Ed Krassenstein@EdKrassen

BREAKING: Speculation is rising that Donald Trump is at Walter Reed Medical Center.

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Danny@jersey_dck·2d

tsa line shorter than starbucks

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Danny@jersey_dck·2d

i’m sorry, but this would make me a worse person and may this never find me

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Danny@jersey_dck·3d

@EmilioEmm @fico_chu yes, and?

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K-Pop Semen Hunter@EmilioEmm·3d

@fico_chu @jersey_dck She gets one POTG and thinks she has a new main

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Danny@jersey_dck·5d

am i… a zendaya main?

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karla@youcallmeupat6·3d

I may be gay but I’m still a man. My fridge is empty as hell at all times

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Danny@jersey_dck·3d

fortnite would lose its entire player base

HYPERMYST@HYPERMYSTx

APEX BAN WAVE: 73,000+ cheaters banned this week ‼️ • PC: 70,242 • Console: 3,349 Targeted Hardware bans: • XIM/Titan: 2,911 • HWID spoofers: 4,405 • DMA: 1,103 • Other detections: 37,051

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Danny@jersey_dck·3d

is this how they are announcing the draft

The White House@WhiteHouse

SMASHING ECONOMISTS' EXPECTATIONS!

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Danny@jersey_dck·3d

THEY GAVE FERN A SNIPER

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