Ash Omertà 007 🦇

Want a little bedtime story? My friend felt he had a hair caught between his eye and his glasses. He couldn't get rid of it, so he looked in the mirror. A tick was crawling on his eyeball. Nighty-night, sleep well.

Today marks 16 years since i pst my Mother. Crazy how she was there when my light switch flicked on. And I was there when her light switched was flicked off.

Heading to Japan without a plan.

Seriously @Google I need access to my primary account. If I'm not able to use two step verification because phone was stolen. Can ,, m?

OMG 😳😳😳

Does @Google have a toll free number? Because this Two Step verification isn't working. I need access to my account!

Two Step Verification via @Google won't allow me access to my primary account I've had since 2008. Memories lost in @Google and not a soul will help me get into my account.

I haven't had access to my Primary I've used since 2008, since August. I really wish @Google would allow me to get back into my account. Two Step Verification has me locked out.

@olesoul57_2 That made my night!

Timeline cleanse!

I'm the messenger of the night. 🦇

@ReddCinema Is this big face broad using a Jay z filter?

Beyoncé’s ‘number one’ fan went viral after passionately talking about her recent performance. 👀 💃🏻

A woman was taken off an NYC train by officers for an alleged transit violation. Some bystanders say she was quietly sitting and not causing a disturbance.

@olv Power Origins filming in, Elizabeth New Jersey today.

Happy Friday 13th!

A billionaire ran a child sex trafficking island for 20 years, with over 1,000 victims, and your President is one of his best friends and clients! This video is proof that they were best friends! No, MAGA idiots want child porn with Trump sleeping with children to believe!! Bloody Swines

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I reached HERO level in the NEW YEAR, NEW MOVES tgapp-link.mywellness.com/09bf7a2212ded0… challenge!

@brutalfailz Another reason I'm happy to not have kids. I would be beyond, Livid.