Jerusalen

one time when I was homeless a few years ago I was staying in a storage shed on the edge of campus and this girl working for campus rec found me sleeping in there. first thing out of my mouth was “hey I think we matched on bumble 2 days ago.” she called the cops and unmatched me

no drake song ever made me want to text my ex, yall just weak pls heal

For what it’s worth: I was 43 when I got a Ph.D. I was 51 when I started my dream job. I was 54 when I married the love of my life. I was 55 when I ran my first marathon. I was 67 when I self-published my first book. I turn 70 next year, and I can’t wait!

@pincheskuincla Lacrosse! 🤣🥶

@Annakhait AMEN. Make America great again.

THESE NEXT TWO WEEKS ARE GOING TO BE AWESOMELY EPIC!! I PRAY HOLY SPIRIT FIRE 🔥 ON THIS NATION. WE WILL PREVAIL!

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

So proud of @realDonaldTrump. This is strength. This is leadership. This is the exact backbone we need to stop this anarchy and lawlessness.

FAKE NEWS!

Medical examiner concludes George Floyd didn't die of asphyxia washex.am/3cgDPyw

@stopthejuan What?

Claro que te extraño, pero no voy a mandarte un mensaje, porque putamare, tú también puedes hacerlo.

@CaseJ09 I feel you🙌🏻

@stopthejuan Feel me now?

Locked up, stressed out and unable to see my friends. It even seems like I'm still with my ex.

@stopthejuan but me LMAO😂😂

Is it alright to be that bored? I’ve been watching “the office” for more than 8 hours. #I_love_Dwight

no quiero discusión ni malas vibras solo quiero que no muramos :/ ya