gladys

Remember this: God is leading you to something, someplace, someone better. Trust him.

Like chilis changed theirs so it’s not a free chips and salsa every time and I’ve never been so disappointed. BK went from $3 chicken fries and large fry to $6.99 and I’m still recovering.

I slept on the McDonald’s app for too long especially for someone who loves restaurant rewards.

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve been door dinged while sitting in my car this year I’d be the proud owner of a C R I S P $5 bill

was notified the people you block on twitter will now be able to see your posts but can’t interact? I hope the boys who bullied me in high school are ready for my 3x a year tweets 😤

October will be filled with good luck. October will be filled with joy. October will be filled with positivity. October will be filled with peace. October will be filled with love. October will be filled with success. October will be filled with big money.

people are constantly tell me i “walk sooo fast” is it illegal to be a girl with powerful legs and a sense of urgency in this life

that millennial urge to add a jean jacket

Art is not always what it seems. Many of the world's most famous paintings have been "restored" over the years — carefully returned to what we think they originally looked like. But some of these restorations have been incredibly controversial...

I saw a video earlier this week that said “when I accused him of cheating - he said I was crazy, stupid, and insecure - but he never said I was wrong.” It was unfortunately after my therapy session so now I will be dwelling for two weeks on the accuracy of it

Bro there’s real tears in my eyes this is the best Harry Potter summary/explanation ever

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

I think we can all agree that the creepy ass doll store from pretty little liars was unnecessary

how do I get one of those jobs where you get paid $100,000 to attend zoom meetings on a laptop for 3 working hours per week

if someone told me I posted this in 2009 I would believe them

me everytime I listen to avril lavigne say 'hell yeah i'm the mother f**king princess' in 'girlfriend'

karma is a crunchwrap coming straight home to me

Blake should’ve been on this list and imma be SO mad if they don’t work out

Idgaf if you box dye your hair but you cannot expect to get what you want when you go to the salon to remove it. There’s too many variables. You’re not going to get a natural blonde back in one go. Even if it’s not black dye. If it’s at home it’s anyone’s guess what’ll happen.