Jessa Reed used to do stand up

my favorite joke about standup comedians s/o @dericposton & @EhsanJAhmad for having me on their podcast this week ☝️

@unusual_whales Will the gov't offer us 3 months of free credit monitoring?

Why does Russell Brand always look like a donkey trying to eat a carrot through a fence?

this is going to ruin the tour

@AuggieSmith Young people can’t know what it’s like to have lived several more decades and for some reason older people choose to forget what it’s like to be young.

In the 90s all the jokes about Gen X were that we were soft, lazy and easily offended. Now we say all that stuff about Gen Z and my people are touted as a half Mad Max, half Bruce Wayne vision of a perfect America. I’m starting to think it might be an old vs young thing

@welovelizardppl “Time” Lol

@jessareedcomedy Maybe she could ask the Galactic Federation how to put out a podcast on time?👽👾🛸😻

I’ve got some bad news

Looking forward to making some real trash in 2024 ❤️

The hack I’ve found for that is to make things I like to see and hear and retire my role as a person that manages other peoples experience of me.

After feeling paralyzed by it for a few years, I’ve come to realize that “imposter syndrome” is just the sensation of viewing my art through the lens of other peoples (perceived) criticisms.

Turkey is boring chicken

@Frankie4fingy It’s only been a week

I’m going to start tweeting again because I need a void to complain into

nowplaying: "Awakening OD: Don't Be Corn" by @jessareedcomedy * I love how you know your homework and started with it like Bart Simpson writing phrases on the board, <3

We still letting the government tell us what’s real in 2023?

I rate my level of ADHD flailing according to how many cups I’ve left around the house that day. Today was 8.

@BingIsAGoodBot 😭❤️ thank you

Most lines in airport bathrooms are a hoax. DO YOUR RESEARCH (look under the stall door)

@Atar_6L6C6 Not until it can get the middle of the comforter dry

@jessareedcomedy So that's not ur dryer on r/conspiracy?

Enough with the Smart appliances, my washer and dryer do not need access to reddit