Jesse Essen

@Nick_Palma1010 Quit poker dude. You’re not making a good living doing this. No one is.

So borgata allows you to buy in the main event until first break of day 2 with 10 big blinds. It’s the only main event anywhere that allows this. This is absolutely terrible for the game and only in place to get more rake. we really gotta be better as an industry across the board

@ijanedoll Cuz they’re gay. duh.

homosexuality disturbs y’all more than pedophilia and i want to know why

@NUCLRGOLF @GrantHorvatGolf Was fun watching for the past year. Over this stuff now. Show me real golf content.

🚨⛳️🎣 #BIG CATCH — YouTube golf star Grant Horvat has landed a GIANT red grouper while out fishing. (Via: @GrantHorvatGolf)

@lizkimtweets Call for it all he wants. Constitution tells me otherwise. But thanks for the reminder…about time to add to the collection.

Mamdani calls for a nationwide ban on assault weapons. “No matter how strong our gun laws are in this state, we are only as safe as the weakest laws in this nation.”

@GarbageHuman24 The food stamp and government assistance checks will add up between them all. They will have a nice life.

So did they end up building Wakanda?

@MAGALieTracker Don’t do it Mr. President. Please.

BREAKING: Trump is considering a pardon for Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs ahead of his sentencing. This comes as Trump refuses to rule out a pardon for Jeffrey Epstein’s fixer Ghislaine Maxwell. Notice a pattern?

@DrDiGiorgio Welcome to liberalism. Enjoy.

San Francisco in a nutshell. I pass well over a hundred drug users every morning, including many milling about outside our hospital and parking garage. I care for them when they land in our hospital and I’m proud to do that work. But the city refuses to revoke sanctuary protections for the drug dealers fueling the crisis. It won’t enforce basic laws that could restore order. And yet, when I stop for less than a minute to pick up my son from daycare, I get ticketed for not curbing my wheels on a 5% grade. Lawlessness is tolerated. The law abiding are penalized.

@ACR_POKER Like playing the lottery. Just stop.

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@sayitnspinit They only like dudes.

Liberal men (If that's what you want to call them) are telling you they wouldn't bang this if they had the chance. Lol!

@HustleBitch_ Grab a rum punch….or 7 of them and enjoy the day. Come on bro.

FATHER AND SON TRAPPED ON 7TH FLOOR OF HAWAII HOTEL AS TSUNAMI APPROACHES “We’re used to hurricanes in Florida.” But this isn’t a hurricane. They’re watching from above hoping it’s high enough. No escape. No second chance. Pray for everyone in its path.

@HustleBitch_ Come on. Missed your chance at an epic barrel. Bodysurfing would have been sweet.

@RepSwalwell Rise up then Eric. Bring Raskin with you. Will be fun.

I sat with Jamie Raskin for a debate on censorship to only see Nigel Farage censor Raskin 3 minutes into the debate. I’ve never seen a grown ass man turn so quickly into such a pouty man-baby! The W goes to Raskin, who told Farage “this is why we had a revolution.” politico.com/news/2025/07/3…

@DerrickEvans4WV Yes. Absolutely. But…one life to live and do what you want. No worries on my end. Just don’t ask me to go.

Do you think that adults who love Disney are weird?

@morgonn Can’t get dates from the opposite sex. Makes sense.

Why do liberal white women hate white people so much?

@Fight_Master__ One of em was bound to connect.

@MAGACult2 King Trump for life. I bow down to him. Your turn. Kiss his feet. Best President ever.

@J_Ppuck @KaneKalas @ianohara2 Huni is a clown scammer. Loser.

@KaneKalas @ianohara2 Maybe BigHuni could start another GoFundMe? How has the community let him skate on that? The scummiest thing I've ever seen.

Update: @ianohara2 has completely repaid his debts to me and Jon Jaffe!

@taplpn830 @KaneKalas @ianohara2 Love these stories. Gamblers will always be gamblers. Then when they lose from backing they bitch about it. So awesome.

@JoshuaArieh @ianohara2 Poker sucks and so do most players involved with it.

@Ben_Yoel DEI hire. lol. So awesome.

It’s been almost 24 hours and MLB still hasn’t said a word about this abomination. Emil Jimenez should be suspended at very minimum for what he did last night. It’s a bad look for the sport that there’s no accountability.