Jesse keep

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Jesse keep

Jesse keep

@jesse_k97

Christ follower ⛪️@connectfrisco 👨🏽‍🦯Cancer surviver 🏃🏽‍♂️fitness 🎶Musician Nothing to SEE here just an endless supply of blind jokes👀

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Jesse keep@jesse_k97·
Using vending machines when you’re blind can be such an exciting experience... You literally have no idea what you’re going to get.
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Sawyer Merritt@SawyerMerritt·
Elon Musk on Neuralink: "In the next 6–12 months, we'll be doing our first implants for vision, where even if somebody is completely blind, we can write directly to the visual cortex. We've had that working in monkeys. One of our monkeys has had a visual implant for 3 years."
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Jesse keep@jesse_k97·
A new grinch remake. Only it’s set in 2024. and instead of stealing the towns people‘s presence, he just swipes through their Giftful lists and hits “Claimed!” Never purchased, just claimed…
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Jesse keep@jesse_k97·
Ok but when did Christmas shopping become about needing 47 different verification codes? Do you not trust that it’s really me trying to buy this Disney frozen book? Now that’s holiday…🌲
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Jesse keep@jesse_k97·
This Uber is playing no music, and apparently doesn’t use their AC, in. Tx. In. August. How do I kindly say “I’m dying!”
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Jesse keep@jesse_k97·
OK I’ll say it, no blind person wants you to explain to them what you’re wearing, for the same reason we don’t want to feel your face!… please stop the madness!😂
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Jesse keep@jesse_k97·
I always forget how weak my sock game is until the process of TSA painfully reminds me…😳 like yes. I chose to wear these!🤷🏽‍♂️
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Jesse keep@jesse_k97·
OK but if playing the chord progression for Kenny Rogers “Through the years” doesn’t make you tear up you’re dead inside…
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Jesse keep@jesse_k97·
My electric toothbrush is beautifully in the same key as my worship music this morning… it’s going to be a great day! LMK if anyone can relate. Happy Sunday y’all!
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Jesse keep@jesse_k97·
NyQuil and a weighted blanket… I’ll see y’all next year!
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Jesse keep@jesse_k97·
Met a kind and helpful couple on my flight out of Dallas tonight. Thanks @paulatoti and your husband for helping this blind guy find his way!🙏🏼 Let’s never get to important to help people y’all! @Local12
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Jesse keep@jesse_k97·
I want to possess the level of confidence of those people that carry on loud phone conversations on airplanes! But maybe they should wish to possess my level of self awareness…
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Jesse keep@jesse_k97·
@CarissaCaples A bride vomiting from the flu after her vows!
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Jesse keep@jesse_k97·
What if recent graduates were given prolonged student discounts for theaters and such, since we weren’t able to use that privilege for the majority of last year...🤔 Tweeting gets bills passed right?
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Jesse keep@jesse_k97·
The weather doing what it does best, and acting like October on the last day of classes just seems fitting with this last school year... happy last day everybody!🙌🏽🙌🏽
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Troy Keaton Jr.@troyjr1923·
“Studying the Bible is like mining for gold. It’s hard work, but come on, it’s gold!” - @tbkeep
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