jessea verily it is i

@ambernoelle i highly recommend the greeking out podcast from nat'l geographic. my 9 year old is obsessed. and they pronounce charon properly!

ah, the venerable tradition of unresolved polar bears #lost #TrueDetective

That part in the Queens Gambit where “you’re the one” is playing and she’s in bed with watching chess pieces move on the ceiling

Some of you didn’t give/receive mixtapes with They Might Be Giants on them and it shows

just swallowed a fruit fly with my wine (BY ACCIDENT) ama

you L I T E R A L L Y catch more flies with vinegar so stay nasty everybody

“The beautiful game” (Mario kart)

@Hilldawgg Au revoir, News Suppress

@leanthefuckaway And I say this as a pyromaniac

Fireworks. More like firefails amirite

@leanthefuckaway Worst holiday ever

For real though I hate these dumb sparkly bombs

WILL THE SUN NEVER SET MY GOD

It’s just an insult. This length of daylight.

SAFEWAY WHAT ARE YOU DOING

People say Facebook is totally dead and irrelevant etc. But. But! They have clearly not joined the fairy witch cottagecore vibes group. I rest my case

@kdigilio You are a genius

Not kingsford charcoal advertising on the Yellowjackets subreddit JFC. But I gotta give points for tasteless (lol) chutzpah

They’re really gonna make me vote for joe biden. How is the best case scenario joe biden

Ladies, is it gay to like videos of women chopping wood? Asking for a friend