Jesse Dalton

LMAO

The event was cleared out before his performance because there weren’t enough wet floor signs for all the damp cooters he would have caused.

Michael Jackson loved Chris Tucker

Snoop Dogg says he has a track with Michael Jackson. Snoop the. tried to imitate Michael Jackson’s voice when he once called him. You won’t believe the collaboration record Snoop Dogg was talking about. 😂

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This had me cracking up. Dude is blowing smoke up his kids a$$ with this one.

Michael Jackson has long been a deeply debated figure with interviews from former child stars like Aaron Carter & Macaulay Culkin who defended him.👏 Mainstream media can’t dictate narrative now coz social media has public waking up!No consequences for actual pedos till date 👀

So Michael Jackson risked his life and career to speak out against the elites and the media crucified him for it . I can bet my life that this Tommy whatever was among those who k!lld him

My husband made a song out of my Text messages… 👀 @RyanCabrera

FACTS YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON Akon said all the ñegative stories people spread about Michael Jackson were lies. He was never into little kids and never bleached his skin, and people should stop seeing him as a Pedophile “Michael Jackson was truly my friend. We would sit and talk like any two regular friends. He was a normal person like everyone else. He didn’t like thick women his type was more like runway models. And the rumors about him liking kids were lies. People were always watching him, hoping he’d slip up. When they found nothing, they made up stories because he often spent time with children. Also, let me clear something up Michael never bleached his skin. He had a condition called Vitiligo, which causes the skin to lose its color in certain areas. This illness can happen to anyone, including me or you. But at that time, most people didn’t really know about it. So they spread the false story that he was ashamed of being black, just to turn the black community against him. I’m saying all this because we need to protect Michael Jackson’s name and legacy. When he spoke in that soft, childlike voice, it wasn’t fake. He did it because children loved him, and he wanted to connect with them and inspire them to reach their full potential. We all share the responsibility to keep his legacy alive, because the world will never have another Michael Jackson." ~ Akon

Not even close to MJ

You mfs still don’t get who Michael Jackson was

The Mariners retired Randy Johnson number. The second 51 retired by the club. First one, being Ichiro When Ichiro came to Seattle, he wrote a letter to Randy asking if he could wear 51 - Randy said yes without hesitation “One number. Two players. Representing one team”

WATCH: Video of Cherie DeVaux, trainer of Golden Tempo, shows her reaction to winning the Kentucky Derby

Kevin Hart couldn’t stop laughing when Dr. Dre said Stevie Wonder calls him super early because he can’t tell day from night 😭💀 “Just because you can’t tell the time doesn’t mean you can call me at 3AM.” “WTF is the difference between 5AM or 5PM to Stevie?”

Asking Strangers to Cook Hotdog for money and the right person got money this time ❤️🍀

American foods are cleverly changing their names because they no longer qualify as that legal food - Pringles used to be potato chips, now they’re labeled as “potato crisps” per FDA rules - McDonald’s Shakes are now called “shakes” (not legally milkshakes in some states) - Klondike Bar is no longer a chocolate shell, it’s a Chocolatey shell (not real chocolate) - Dairy Queen: All items are “treats” (no “ice cream” on the menu) - Oreo changed the spelling to “creme” (alternative spelling, not real cream) - Tyson changed spelling to “Wyngz” (It’s a processed chicken labeling trick) - Costco Blueberry Bagels labels as Imitation blueberry bagels (no actual blueberries) - Pearl Milling Company Syrup (formerly Aunt Jemima) Now ‘Original syrup’ not maple syrup. The first ingredients is corn syrup Our food is a science experiment Make America Healthy Again

These two never get old! I could watch them all day! 😂 His walk off is like he’s so proud of himself… as he nailed it like a boss 🤣

High school baseball season on the line… Bases loaded, up by two, with two outs… The pitcher is put into an impossible situation… Most might concede the run… This guy says, “Not on MY watch!” (And the cameraman nailed it as well!) 😱💪🇺🇸