Jesse Fink

@jessaengland we still exist as human beings!!!!!! and ur still an absolute legend ❤️

what happened to all my bar mitzvah money i feel like when i got it it seemed like something i could live on for the next 20-30 years

@micahmusic no they’re out there i swear i’ve been seeing them everywhere

Can certain mirrors make you look fatter or am I just fat now? Asking for me

just watched a grown man stop in the middle of the street to take a Snapchat video of himself blowing out his vape smoke and I’ve never felt more alive

@samtaylock hi I’m Jesse nice to tweet u LOL

@jessaengland i am a caveman. miss u ❤️

@PetroRules so I can hike in your “onion canyon” and and walk down hollywood and pine yeah no thank u very much

@jessefink93 Move to LA

so how does a guy get some more followers? become a vine star? sex tape? tide pods? plz I’m dying out here

BREAKING NEWS: its actually mechanical design and interior features, NOT love, that makes a subaru a subaru

@PetroRules @RobLeDonne I’d like take this time to formally apologize to @RobLeDonne. I have let him down and I have my fans down. #jesseiscanceled

@jessefink93 Credit where credit due I believe @RobLeDonne beat me to it, but I will happily carry the silver on this one 🥈

@PetroRules bro my first #TwitterLike. It’s guys like u why I do this thank u man.

it’s weird that when someone sneezes all of a sudden everyone becomes super religious

6 minutes into twitter. 0 followers. i could rly get used to this

twitter huh