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@ImRealNitish @i_zzzzzz ?????

@i_zzzzzz The bergamot rind is textural, not an olfactory element

Hey man I think there’s something wrong with the Aesop hand soap in your guest bathroom… I can smell the vetiver root and petitgrain notes but not the bergamot rind. I guess maybe you already know that and you just don’t care??

@inezalbright2 @prestoluh @Bakari_Sellers do you participate in mudslinging

@prestoluh @Bakari_Sellers If the other candidate is so great, spend time selling her strengths and not bashing the other candidate. Most people hate mudslinging campaigns.

He charged Mandela $130k

@tiffonatorz @JennDinKC

Does she look like someone who goes 50/50 on bills?

@kma_27 @voguemagazine @KamalaHarris interesting

@voguemagazine @KamalaHarris Vogue has just Disneyed itself into irrelevance.

Only rarely are individuals summoned for acts of national rescue, but in July, Vice President @KamalaHarris received one of those calls. With President Joe Biden’s decision to end his reelection campaign, the world looked to Harris with hopes and doubts. vogue.com/article/kamala…

@JakePechtel is Keeps the same type of service?

Everyone in the replies saying they are cancelling their subscriptions to Hims is hilarious. You love your dick and hair pills and you aren’t canceling shit you performative clowns.

@RoxyFoxy3865 @PalaceMrs @notcapnamerica that’s a weird thing to say

@PalaceMrs @notcapnamerica I have a feeling your advice isn't exactly "tiny"...

Parents — how do you deal with being introduced to your adult child’s spouse and you don’t like them? Do you keep your opinions to yourself? Wait to see if they come to their senses on their own? Address your criticisms with the person directly? Mind your business?

@TechCrunch this guy 😄

Internal pre-Starlink SpaceX financials show big spending on moonshot bets tcrn.ch/3W2aCSu

@AdamParkhomenko @Acyn very good

She is so fucking good at this