Jesse singer

My car jus swallowing gas, you gotta chew it first baby

“Tell him to enter the password he knows is correct. Inform him it is incorrect. Invite him to reset it. Watch as he enters the password he believed it to be all along. Then tell him he cannot use it… because it is his current password.”

@LeadingReport Crazy that was 2 hours ago

Big Short investor Michael Burry says the stock market is “minutes” away from a crash.

19 years ago, today THE Baron Davis dunk 💥

REMEMBER, Mother's Day is for moms, NOT men in dresses! Your day is April 1st!

"So you spent $83 million on a redistricting referendum?" "Yes Dave." "And isn't the DNC millions in debt?" "Yes Dave." "And you didn't think to make sure it would pass the Virginia Supreme Court?" "No Dave."

We stopped saying "it’s Photoshop" and started saying "it’s AI" End of an era. Photoshop, thanks for the memories .

A random MNF game in the middle of October would go fucking crazy right now

@jarvis_best Sounds like some kid broke the first rule of fight club

Hahahahahaha

@Rainmaker1973 Bet that beavers heated

Removing a beaver dam because it was blocking water flow and threatening nearby land.

@Jabz_CFC Push the damn button

Someone said Amber Rose look like Juntao from the first rush hour and you can't unsee it. 😭

@PollGuyUFC Respect, but I feel like he should have a glove on it lol

One-armed MMA fighter Marney Maxx with a BRUTAL first round Knockout

@timburchett @GavinNewsom Making memes attacking the guy that discovered it @nickshirleyy

500 fraudulent Hospice facilities closed down in California. Where are you @GavinNewsom ?

The fraud in California has been exposed and now they need new laws to hide it. You all will see in tomorrows new video 12 PM EST 🤝

@ClownWorld Best Fridays of my life

@lolntoday It’s a simple equation lol

Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday

It’s crazy that @NASA has been releasing such quality photos of the moon. And I don’t want to be *that* guy, but I’ve just noticed some things that I don’t think add up. Let me explain 👇🏼

@TheCinesthetic Hank was such a bad ass in this scene

"You're the smartest guy I ever met... but you're too stupid to see... he made up his mind ten minutes ago," Hank’s death in Breaking Bad (2013) lands hard, the way he faces it and that final exchange just makes it hit even deeper.

Ten reasons WHY we need TERM LIMITS in Congress: 1. Nancy Pelosi - 85 2. Maxine Waters - 87 3. Bernie Sanders - 84 4. Mitch McConnell - 83 5. James Clyburn - 85 6. Angus King - 81 7. Chuck Grassley - 92 8. Hal Rogers - 88 9. James Risch - 82 10. Steny Hoyer - 86 Do you agree?