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Jesse Smith

Jesse Smith

@jessesmith

Portland, OR Katılım Mart 2008
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Kai Kaphrao Khai Dao
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Checkout at Walgreens with a bottle of scotch and 18 rolls of toilet paper. It's going to be a good night.
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iTunes logic: "Get Album Artwork" > Nope, sorry, don't have it. "Show in iTunes Store" > Oh, that album?! Right this way, sir.
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What prison but the want for escape?
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"Did Aragorn pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them? Even the little baby orcs, in their little orc cradles?" — G.R.R.M.
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Au contraire
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Man I can't chug a quart of chocolate milk like I used to.
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ZXCVBN The keyboard's unsung hero.
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"Can't see our site? Please get the latest version of Flash. You need to upgrade your Flash Player. GET THE FLASH PLAYER." Whoa ok buddy.
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Cold beer hot shower.
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Constant R. Kelly narration in my head today.
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