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My toxic trait is stalking Katie’s location to determine if she can answer me

Nothing bothers me more than when an email starts with Jessie. No hi… good morning… just Jessie,

September restored my faith in television. Mormon Wives Perfect Couple Nobody Wants This Survivor new season How to die alone The oldies I’m not even listing. + I moved, have a full time job and planning a wedding. But managed to reconnect with my first love of tv.

I Sunday better than boys Saturday

Colin “love that for you, can we watch the soccer game”

When I ride high for a show I go hard. Just made Colin listen to a half hour of me preaching how the new doc about Dallas cowboys cheerleaders is inspiring, emotional and respectable.

When you are at a wedding and check the time and it’s only 10:30. Hi I’m 100 years old.

When you are looking to potentially put on offer on a house but your Realtor is being slow at responding to you but he’s also your fiancé so he doesn’t actually need to fill his client in.

Where is Blake ?!! #MetGala

4 years ago I remember walking downtown with Colin and he said “think we will ever be those couples that dress the same”

I just added magnesium powder to my Amazon cart that’s supposed to help with sleep. (Looking at sleepy mocktail recipes). After it prompted customers who bought this also bought..

I’ve seen a few IG ‘add yours’ for national sons day on International Women’s Day. That IG creator must be having a great work day. 🥴

Marketing is wild. This morning at 8am I was convinced by someone on Instagram I needed a new face cream. By 6pm it’s on my face and I haven’t left the house. Both happy and scared for the future.

Yesterday I called Colin to bring me a headband so I could hide that I didn’t wash my hair. That’s love.

Once I finish succession I really need to give The Bear a 2nd try because not understanding all the hype is getting to me.

I can’t stop watching Bills fan video. They put in the work!

Friendship is sitting in a dark room on a Saturday night helping trying to get your best friend’s 6 week old baby to sleep.

It was the happiest year of my life….but you have already seen all the pics

You know you are old when you ask one of the cousins who is 19 where they are going after a family gathering and their reply is “this place called Joe dogs” as if I wouldn’t know what that was.

Going on an hour and a half on the phone with my mom while we both do chores while drinking in our own homes lol. #Adulting.