J E S S

Me looking for a boyfriend: #Survivor

when i’m at the bar and someone mentions taco bell twitter.com/HollyAnderson/…

Julie when the houseguests don’t campaign in less than 2 minutes: #BB26

@slexapr0 What

Oh she got them good !

“I like lions, so my boyfriend is taking me & my mom to Africa.” #LoveOnTheSpectrum

I will never forgive y’all for what you put teachers through during the pandemic

All I want in this lifetime is to be a mother 🥹💕

Mental illness is having anxiety every time you see a picture of a baby in a pumpkin and thinking about if they got stuck and you have to cut the pumpkin

gimme three margaritas i'mma reply to everyone's IG stories like we're bffl

Online shop: "Payment successful" Me: *Takes a screenshot*

you ever stuttered so hard you just stfu

flashbacks of you being crazy be funny asl like why would i do that

@slexapr0 Yes I want one

i really hope this year is good to my mom

manifesting

"santa isn't real" ok, I literally saw him at the mall

‘be fucking fr’ gotta be the best phrase to come out of 2022