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@jesuschrishims1

hermetically unsealed

Melbourne, Victoria Katılım Kasım 2020
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@MissJekyl i think hes sharing it? i raised a gentleman
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kitties recently been picky with his food but it turns out he likes me to try the food first before he chows down on it ??
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jesus_chris@jesuschrishims1·
yall should see the absolute stinker code i wrote for this test man i am gna be a menace in the workforce
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person im seeing is a self-proclaimed tsundere, god i have seen what you have done for me
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diffuser might just change my entire life deadass
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officially able to scroll thru my draft tweets we are mentally ill !!
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jesus_chris@jesuschrishims1·
date was adamant she wanted to know about elden ring lore and i thoroughly enjoyed watching her eyes glaze over im actually goated at this
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jesus_chris@jesuschrishims1·
ecstatic that god gave me reasons to get hot wings today
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jesus_chris@jesuschrishims1·
finally severed all remaining ties to ex and boy am i ready to move interstate and start a new life c o l o s s a l f u m b l e
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jesus_chris@jesuschrishims1·
reminded of the time i crybegged to my dad to let us live in the same suburb as my highschool gf. we broke up weeks later but that townhouse was the real win i just know he was grateful
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jesus_chris@jesuschrishims1·
might just set up a parlay on whether they fuck up my plasma donation again tmrw
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jesus_chris@jesuschrishims1·
yeah that was simply too much preworkout i
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jesus_chris@jesuschrishims1·
if my abuelita ever stops calling me che guevara i wish to be euthanised, bless that blind woman
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jesus_chris@jesuschrishims1·
i am the natural predator of the sausage roll mmmfhffffmmf
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jesus_chris@jesuschrishims1·
trans representation in cs/se is doing absolute numbers we love to see it
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jesus_chris@jesuschrishims1·
sesh idea: getting our sperms checked together
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jesus_chris@jesuschrishims1·
it is so over i have gooned too close to the sun
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