jesus_chris

@salvadorzali just where im at atm really

@MissJekyl i think hes sharing it? i raised a gentleman

@jesuschrishims1 chris what

kitties recently been picky with his food but it turns out he likes me to try the food first before he chows down on it ??

yall should see the absolute stinker code i wrote for this test man i am gna be a menace in the workforce

@msboonen @salvadorzali rent free in her head... parasocial behaviour honestly

@salvadorzali @jesuschrishims1 Imagining you saving and bookmarking these for the day you can finally speak your truth and talk shit again

person im seeing is a self-proclaimed tsundere, god i have seen what you have done for me

diffuser might just change my entire life deadass

officially able to scroll thru my draft tweets we are mentally ill !!

date was adamant she wanted to know about elden ring lore and i thoroughly enjoyed watching her eyes glaze over im actually goated at this

@tacobahl thank you scooby (derogatory)

ecstatic that god gave me reasons to get hot wings today

finally severed all remaining ties to ex and boy am i ready to move interstate and start a new life c o l o s s a l f u m b l e

reminded of the time i crybegged to my dad to let us live in the same suburb as my highschool gf. we broke up weeks later but that townhouse was the real win i just know he was grateful

might just set up a parlay on whether they fuck up my plasma donation again tmrw

yeah that was simply too much preworkout i

if my abuelita ever stops calling me che guevara i wish to be euthanised, bless that blind woman

i am the natural predator of the sausage roll mmmfhffffmmf

trans representation in cs/se is doing absolute numbers we love to see it

sesh idea: getting our sperms checked together

it is so over i have gooned too close to the sun