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@jezza_p78

i need the extra legroom seat on a plane. blessed and highly favoured

London, England Katılım Mart 2015

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🇬🇾 jermé 🇬🇾@jezza_p78·26 May

🇬🇾🇬🇾🇬🇾 Happy Guyanese Independence Day to all my fellow Guyanese people! 🇬🇾🇬🇾🇬🇾 Here’s a little thread with some cool facts about Guyana, none of the photos are my own 😊

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🇬🇾 jermé 🇬🇾@jezza_p78·4d

I hate open plan kitchens. I cook. I do not want my sofa smelling of scrambled eggs. Close the plan

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🇬🇾 jermé 🇬🇾@jezza_p78·6d

I saw a comment that said a praise break is zoomies for Christians and I’ve been cackling ever since

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🇬🇾 jermé 🇬🇾@jezza_p78·15 Nis

Sometimes you have to read the first line of the email preview and keep going on about your day

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Tomi 🧶🌸@crochetbyayo_·5 Nis

He didn’t say maybe, he said SURELY goodness and mercy will follow you all the days of your life. (Psalm 23).

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KAT@reallKAT·3 Nis

The greatest comeback in history.

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A.@Lexiiee_x·1 Nis

Deciding which tik toks to send to which friends based on their humour and unhinged level is a job I take very seriously

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brya — got hacked@cwbybrybop·25 Mar

so wha gonna happen when i take a the playstation…disconnek it…

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Marie🧚@glitchu__·19 Mar

“We regret to inform you” You will regret you informed me😭

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.@emmasarchivee·5 Mar

I never said the movie was good. I said I liked the movie. those are two VERY different things

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S.@saratu·28 Şub

Make Times Precedented Again.

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🇬🇾 jermé 🇬🇾@jezza_p78·28 Şub

Damn there really is always a tweet

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Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

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🇬🇾 jermé 🇬🇾@jezza_p78·28 Şub

Honestly Donald Tr*mp would have been a top comedian if he wanted to

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dani@josephinekarev·23 Şub

THIS GREYS RENAISSANCE ON MY TL IS GONNA SEND ME BACK INTO PSYCHOSIS ????????

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🇬🇾 jermé 🇬🇾@jezza_p78·18 Şub

Regarding this particular situation, fine with me

Pheebs@ProlifeUtahn___

@Provokethoughtz Why do you wanna sink to their level? You’re no better than them at that point

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🇬🇾 jermé 🇬🇾@jezza_p78·8 Şub

This lady on tiktok bought plantain thinking they were overripe bananas to put in banana bread 😭

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A@seattleiminyou·3 Şub

I don’t believe there’s any reason to do burpees

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🇬🇾 jermé 🇬🇾@jezza_p78·3 Şub

If you stand as soon at the plane has stopped, and the jetbridge isn’t even attached I’ll automatically assume you have a 40% capped intelligence level

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🇬🇾 jermé 🇬🇾@jezza_p78·29 Oca

Tui = nothing

Its me@msparkled

Cancelled my Sept Ibiza holiday with Jet2 as they don’t allow sea view room upgrades for solo travellers. Rebooked with TUI instead as they provide it as an option. Won’t be booking with companies who discriminate against solo travellers again!

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