Jared Foos

Woke up ✅ Did laundry ✅ Went to bed ✅ It’s not easy being me. If you buy my program for $70 a week, I can help you become a success too. #motivation = #elavation

@wallstreetbets CYBER ATTACK ON AMAZON

What narrative do y'all think will run in 2026?

we are going through a cyber attack right now, just letting everyone know, thanks #amazoncyberattack2026

Amazon checkout has been down for a while now. I wonder if that's from having their data centers bombed in the Middle East.

@JudeRedfield Is this sarcasm? Looks pretty peaceful to me.

My drive through Louisville this morning wasn’t the best.

@patkelsey I’m the General Manager at the Panera off Brownsboro Rd. We dont open until 6am but if the head coach of louisville basketball needs coffee around 5am I will arrange something with my team. Just say the word.

@TennisTV @CasperRuud98 I guess Ruud is the best player on tour now?

CASPER RUUD WINS THE BIGGEST TITLE OF HIS CAREER SO FAR!!! He defeats Draper in three tough sets to claim his first Masters 1000 title in Madrid! #MMOPEN @CasperRuud98

@TennisTV @Lorenzo1Musetti That is 103mph in American

Just a casual 166 kmh forehand 😳🚀 @Lorenzo1Musetti #MMOpen

@CopierNerds @ARighteousFren @Cernovich Yes I’d say it was shocking and would like to know the reason why they died.

@jfoos14 @ARighteousFren @Cernovich Long? Maybe not but will you say a 63 year old passing away was a shock? No. After 60 people die. Usually at that age it’s cancer or from bad habits but it’s not unusual.

Your 30's are your MIDDLE AGE. You are not young. You are not a kid. Your whole life is not ahead of you. Half of it is over and the second half moves even more rapidly, with each decade (relativity). Get it together because you are running out of time.

@ARighteousFren @Cernovich If someone dies at 63, would you say they lived a long life?

@jfoos14 @Cernovich This is a valid follow-up, but would qualify “old” as 60’s, assuming healthy and fit. Once you hit 60, the body is no longer ripening; it is in a slow decline. The length and intensity of that decay depends on how you treat the process moving forward.

Have they tried unplugging and plugging it back in ?

@Alphafox78 It’s insane how many people think 30 is old.

Is this a life failure or win? 🤔

@Chris_Deutsch @crosstensor @TheProjectUnity @bearkureature cia.gov/readingroom/do…

@crosstensor @TheProjectUnity @bearkureature I can’t tell if their kidding 🤷‍♂️🙄🤦‍♂️🤣

Well... That's a structure on Mars 👀

@Zwxsh “old and worn out” for 27, 28, 29 year olds is insane

You gotta feel bad for Zverev and the other next gen guys. They were getting smacked by the Big Three for years, then as soon as they got old and worn out, Sinner and Alcaraz came along.

@emperor_echelon @josemorgado You say that like it’s a bad thing, maybe he found something more important in life.

@josemorgado Tsitsipas’ drive has disappeared since falling in love with badosa. Completely different player

Badosa on Tsitsipas support. ❤️ "He always complains that I play long matches so today I was really proud of myself. It's amazing to have him on my side. He gives me so much support. Please giving a round of applause because he is not having his best time but he will comeback".

my new year’s resolution is to start eating healthier stuff like this

if you’re a guy in your early 20s, buy a Seawolf-class submarine go into debt if you have to this is not satire. you can get a USS Jimmy Carter (SSN-23) for around $3 billion having a cutting-edge nuclear-powered submarine communicates status to women, world governments and rivals it can dive to 1,600 feet. it can travel at 35 knots submerged. it has a classified payload bay the size of a Costco and can carry 50 Tomahawk missiles or 10 Trident warheads and if you buy it right, it will hold its value—if not appreciate

@PatMcAfeeShow It’s ok man you can admit you paid the players they shoulda been getting paid anyways

"I understand that Shane Gillis is a comedian and he was trying to be funny.. My daughter loves him so at least somebody in our family likes the guy" 😂😂 ~ Coach Saban #PMSLive

No, most groceries operate at a 25% to 35% gross profit margin, Costco operates at a 13-14% margin. They also have a yearly membership and reward customers for their loyalty. There is no catch here, but keep fishing bros u might find something that’ll make you feel better one day.

Cause everything else is extremely expensive so they trick dumb poor ppl to come waste 900$ for the allure of a cheap hot dog

@R_Mohr I’ll just take the 4.5 40 and the Black Belt in Brazilian, i can already do everything else. ✅

You get three. Which are you taking? - 405lb Bench Press Max - 675lb Squat Max - 4.5 40-yard dash - Sub 4 minute mile - Sub 2:20 marathon - 6 W/kg ratio on bike - 55 second 100m free - Sub 8 hour Ironman - A vertical jump that allows you to dunk - Black Belt in BJJ