James Roesner

@Hero_OfThe_Day @NBA dude was mugged by scumbag boston players a dozen times before this. their coach evidently made it an objective to injure this guy who fought through abdominal surgery to be present in the series. to come at joel embiid right here you might as well come and nan's broken hip

VIDEO: Joel Embiid flopped his way to victory tonight!! Hey @NBA, this is unwatchable!! 🔥🔥

@BrickCenter_ it's only game. why you have to be mad?

Celtics fan CRASHED OUT on Jayson Tatum after losing Game 7 😳

@TheLoopyBlgger @stoolpresidente oh cuz I'm really emphatic my point matters more. take your green card back to your home world, alien @elonmusk take care of this fucking loser please

Yoooooo FUHHK THE CELTICS AND FUCK @stoolpresidente

@barstoolsports you guys lost after an incredible lead. at home. morons in the comments thinking this is still a doable thing. christ. are we the fent city or are yous?

“We want Boston” Sixers fans are gonna make sure the whole world knows they got who they wanted!

@UnderdogNBA I've raged at sports before and I do believe the "what if he played for us" lens is good. at least for my own mental. either way I'd like this guy in philly

Jaylen Brown on Joel Embiid: “We didn't really have the answers for him. We tried a bunch of different things. He's a big body. He also was flopping around. He got some extra calls ... they rewarded him for that, but that's the league we’re in.”

@BrickCenter_ they "tried a bunch of things"? like kill his ass multiple times? that boy Gonzalez should be on charges before the first half. and how many times were you shoving dude? right your own self before you criticize DOPE. hey come play for the 6ers next year we could really use you

Jaylen Brown CALLED OUT Joel Embiid: "He was flopping around. He got some extra calls and stuff like that and they rewarded him for that. But that's the league that we're in.”

@NHLFlyers I kind of feel bad for the pittsburgh fans in the comments here. for me, I can't remember ever following a team that beat one of ours into the social media comments section. if yinz ever need a job in the philly area, find me. I want to help yinz. find minz at the corner of K+A

That's all for Game One.

@ESPNNBA and as a scumbag coach you used everyone one of your scumbag tactics to influence your scumbag players to remove Embiid from the game. you, Sir, are a complete and total SCUMBAG

"What changed in the series was Joel Embiid came back." Joe Mazzulla on what made the difference in the Celtics' series against the 76ers.

@SnowBunnie_Z @barstoolsports what so I don't get an invite to the cookout?

@jfroesner @barstoolsports My family members do not look like a four eyed fuck nigga with down syndrome go back to your shit hole in Philly, take the one series win and shove it up your ass

Celtics blow a 3-1 series lead Bruins outscored 13-3 on home ice and lose in 6 Red Sox are 13-20 and don’t have a coaching staff Rough stretch for Boston Sports

@willie__french @barstoolsports I tried to find common ground why are you so hostile? Larry Bird called me and asked for a Tatum uni. I called his doc and he said that dude is old as fuck and can't play anymore

@jfroesner @barstoolsports Hilarious coming from a Philly fan

@Rob_Rockenheim @barstoolsports nah you're totally right I have eaten glue. tasted slightly better than your mother's slit

@jfroesner @barstoolsports You look like you eat glue you fucking retard

@SnowBunnie_Z @barstoolsports take the L. I promise the only family members I been banging were yours... should I say... son?

@jfroesner @barstoolsports Fuck you, you incest banging fuck nigga

@Bsmith0445 @ScooterMagruder hey man it’s not your fault

@ScooterMagruder Nah not really, congrats to the sixers, hang a banner, “Finally beat Boston in the playoffs”

Celtics fans, do you want to talk about it?

@stoolpresidente yo Dave thanks for taking my question. I heard Camryn chose Joel Embiid over Golden Tempo over a mound of fire ants over you. any comment?

Emergency Press Conference - Celtics blow 3-1 to Awful Sixers Team.

@espn @SportsRadioWIP Sydney Crosby is balls deep in Dave Portnoy right now and can’t feel a thing after Golden Tempo

PHILLY HAS FINALLY DONE IT 🔥 The 76ers win Game 7 for their first playoff series win over Boston since 1982 🔔

@elonmusk first of all, Elon, thanks for posting this. second, if you ever needed any more reason to escape this planet please take to your comments section here below. you're a smart guy and there are still a couple of us remaining on this platform. God only knows why. stay true lets gtfo

NASA Artemis passing close to the Moon

@chefsevenn if your joint can't cook a good steak with SP, you should have better sauces than ketchup to offer the guests. if the guest insists on ketchup, don't expect your waitstaff to get a good tip. that's called trash. instead, put cyanide in the steak. next question

Is it Ok to put ketchup on ribeye?

@dan_wilson4 Andrew "Cole 'Hollywood' Hamels" Painter

Phillies win. No magic number, 1 game back of a playoff spot. A win behind Sanchez tomorrow and a disaster start turns into a .500 home stand.

@ArcainiLuke that's some xarelto power right there

Zack Wheeler is currently throwing a bullpen at CBP