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Pretending to know about wine to impress the hot sommelier
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All the other things
stockholm, sweden Katılım Aralık 2008
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Don't want to overstate this but 20-minute highlights of every Premier League game in history, free and on demand, means that this should be a national holiday.
preml.ge/TheArchiveX
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"Interim Ayatollah until the end of the season? I'll do it."
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her : “you better not be watching Tom Jones duetting with EMF on Unbelievable when I get home!”
me :
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Certainly would never recommend @vueling absolutely appalling customer service after being bumped off a flight involuntarily. No apology. No correspondence. No phone lines with a human on the end. And they make claiming compensation extremely difficult.
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jim ratcliffe: [seeing man utd experiencing hope and optimism for the first time in 13 years] well.. better tell everyone i'm racist
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@henrywinter Reading the comments, he might be entitled to do it, but he comes off like proper cunt.
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Sir Jim Ratcliffe is entitled to his views even if many disagree with them. What he is not entitled to do is embarrass #MUFC. What Ratcliffe is not entitled to do is make Carrick’s job more difficult by potentially upsetting some players, more than half from overseas... 1/2
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@MikeBeauvais There simply has to be a bloke from Ashington who has held these belts before!
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I don't know this for a fact, but I think this is the first time in history that the current FIFA Peace Prize winner became the Undisputed Champion of Coal.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
"Sir, to show our appreciation, the trophy says 'the undisputed champion of beautiful, clean coal'"
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Best thing on the internet today
naiive@naiivememe
Boomers watching me study for 12 years, sign a student loan and a 50 years house mortgage, get a job then replace me with Al
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EXCLUSIVE🚨: The Premier League has approved Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher as the VAR officials for this Sunday's game between Arsenal and Manchester United
The pair have received training this week,and it is hoped it will help highlight the difficulties around the use of VAR
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I wonder if it bothers Trump that he is the only President in history who never won an election against a man.
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These have been brilliant today 😂🤣
Ladbrokes@Ladbrokes
Brooklyn - “Mum please don’t do anything to embarrass me at my wedding” Victoria Beckham:
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