J.Mallozzi
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J.Mallozzi
@jfups
I'm not the monster you think I am. I'm worse.
Katılım Temmuz 2013
173 Takip Edilen92 Takipçiler
@bierkonceagain Why don’t you fly over there and give them a hand Dan? Teach em how to do it. Stand up for what you believe in brother!
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Dear Iran, when they fire that big cannon they slow right the fuck down to where they almost fly backwards. As they'll also be low down, this is the perfect opportunity to shoot them down
Leading Report@LeadingReport
BREAKING: United States is deploying the famous A-10 Warthog against Iran.
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@C4MW4RD @CR0SBRINI Yes sir that’s me. Old school Dragonball Z was the shit. Great quote. Better than the star player of a Canadian team being a sore loser. “I’ll let the fans decide who the better team was” yeah buddy the team with the gold!
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“how does silver taste”
sidney: yeah but i got 2 (golds)
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rups@rupin27uk
@SportsCenter it was my mate! he said “how does silver taste” 🇺🇸🇺🇸
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@AlexSeixeiro It’s a puck, I don’t think anyone outside of jack really cares that much about it. That being said, Canadians seem pretty damn happy keeping the game winning puck that destroyed their egos and spirit.
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Dear Jack Hughes,
The puck is doing just fine.
Sincerely,
The Hockey Hall of Fame
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@TOSportsAdam @usa You’re acting like we said that. Our team took the loss on the chin. Our star player didn’t say dumb shit like “I’ll let the fans choose who was the better team” cause that type of sore loosing must be very embarrassing.
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all this shit would’ve never happened if mackinnon scored this man
B/R Open Ice@BR_OpenIce
Team USA baseball arriving to the WBC final wearing GAME-USED Team USA hockey sweaters 😱🇺🇸 (via @luisgilbertlop)
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@DreadedJai I’m just mad that the guy who won best actor can’t figure out how to fake gun recoil.
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Those are klansmen. If you’re offended over klansmen dying you’re probably a klansman
Pol Atreides@Aliathewhite
Michael B. Jordan just won Best Actor for the groundbreaking role of “black guy who kills White people.” Truly the performance of a generation.
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@dpinsen Easy, follow what PCB did. Make the beaches “dry beaches” during spring break. When it’s illegal to drink the cops now have a way to patrol and check everyone all the time. Itll happen
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DeSantis needs to figure out why blacks stopped spending spring break in Atlanta and how he can get them to start doing that again.
New York Post@nypost
Gunfire at crowded Florida beach sends sunbathers scattering as violence erupts during spring break trib.al/EvUGTyo
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Owners of hockey.
Canada has won the World Cup twice, USA once. Canada has won three Olympics gold, USA once. Canada has 20 WJC gold, USA 7.
Congratulations on a great run but until those gold medal totals catch-up, it'll always be Canada's game.
Spittin' Chiclets@spittinchiclets
No World Cup Of Hockey city for the owners of Hockey? 🇺🇸
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Makar because he's a canadian and doesn't advertise for trump
NHLMuse@NHL_Muse
Which defensemen would you rather have for the rest of their career? Quinn Hughes or Cale Makar
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@PuckReportNHL @Quick4MVp The USA doesn't to be on top of the hockey world. It was suppose to be Canada. Canada did not deserve to lose to the USA yet again in hockey, and the USA doesn't deserve to keep winning over and over again
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Defending hockey champs in top pro int’l tournaments:
• Men’s Olympic: 🇺🇸
• Women’s Olympic: 🇺🇸
• Paralympic: 🇺🇸
• Men’s Worlds: 🇺🇸
• Women’s Worlds: 🇺🇸
• Para Men’s: 🇺🇸
• Para Women’s: 🇺🇸
2026, first time one country sweeps all 3 Olympic/Paralympic tournaments.
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@theStephenJKD Brother can you just try to enjoy the fucking show atleast once? It’s a show, turn your fucking brain off and stop complaining. You don’t need to hate every aspect of every little thing. It’s a stupid show. Enjoy it
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Cody Rhodes PR is in overdrive on SmackDown to salvage his career:
- Overwhelming boos muted
- Sing-along piped in
- Randy Orton turning supervillain
- Cody no-selling steel-on-steel headshot
They're trying to gaslight us in order to get Rhodes over.
EliteRockerz 𝕏@EliteClubS0B
Thoughts on Randy Orton being the one to turn heel? Right move or wrong move? 🤔 #SmackDown
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@PardonMyTake We've also never lost a Grey cup and most Stanley Cup winning teams are loaded with Canadians.
We're 1/10th the size, yet almost matching a world superpower in many sports.
It sounds to me like we're doing just fine. 🤷
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@BestofBSM @TMZ Are popular people not allowed to have an opinion and talk about it?? You gunna tell him he’s wrong for having an opinion that goes against yours? You gunna try to cancel him? lol people who care about this need to be studied you also failed to answer my question. Typical.
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😬 Timothée Chalamet dissed Opera & Ballet in a resurfaced video from 2019.
Watch: tmz.me/2jzKVkJ
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@TaraBull It’s almost like those people are running away from something lol I wonder what it could be…
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@BestofBSM @TMZ Who the hell cares? He doesn’t like opera. Does this news affect your life in any way? Would you care this much if he said the same about heavy metal music?
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