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Me. natureofthebeat.com/who-do-i-think…

This is one of the best trained dogs I have ever seen in my life! So smart. Amazing work!

It's what Christianity sounds like to me. And I'm a Christian!

@PiersUncensored @piersmorgan @adammocklerr @GeraldoRivera You guys are past your prime. Time to move on and retire.

"Don't be a wise ass... you can be very obnoxious in your presentation!" Geraldo Rivera tells Adam Mockler to "stick to the substance", following his debate with Scott Jennings on the Iran War. 📺youtu.be/Z_K22QElzQk @piersmorgan | @adammocklerr | @GeraldoRivera

Dang.

She never once said that. The entire Republican party has NOTHING to offer so they make shit up. She wrote in her diary that she was afraid he might walk in on her while she was showering. She never once wrote that it happened and, hate to tell you this, but she's still alive and has stated that it NEVER happened. It was an irrational childhood fear, just like how I was afraid of the monster under my bed. That also never happened.

do NOT mess with me. I am not an alpaca.

@XianJaneway @SecondChanceInc That’s a great price on a solid dishwasher. Congrats.

It's working!!! 😍 Last weekend, I got a Miele dishwasher from @SecondChanceInc, my favorite secondhand store in existence. See how they price things? They gave me 10% off the final price, & would have given me more if I'd been ok w/ a "final sale." It works like a charm:

If you stare into the void long enough the void stares back

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour Winnie the Pooh"

@PastorTrey05 I heard someone this morning trying to believe the reason it isn’t needed is bcs it has been successful. Yet that was not the argument presented and is betrayed by the history of its opposition.

Despite claims that the US is the world’s oldest democracy, we’ve only been anything close to a representative democracy since the Voting Rights Act of 1965. That’s just over 60 years. Whole time, conservatives been mad about it. “Leaders of the free world” is propaganda.

Exactly.

The conversation changes fast when definitions enter the room.

@XianJaneway Hang tough! You can do it!

Guess who can't take any pain medication between now & her surgery? Yep, that would be me. Surgery is next Tuesday.

Today's #flashback: Precisely 3 years ago, I imparted some of my double bass knowledge to Mr. Brady Watt– an accomplished electric bassist seeking to learn the upright. We just so happened to record our lesson for you to enjoy… ;) Watch it here: youtube.com/watch?v=JYGPJc…

John Coltrane lighting up ‘So What’ — a moment of pure jazz transcendence

MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL was released 51 years ago today. Led Zeppelin invested £31,500 for the filming, Pink Floyd put in £21,000, & Ian Anderson contributed £6,300, because no studio would fund a comedy about King Arthur and the Holy Grail.

RETWEET if you stand with Jimmy Kimmel against Donald Trump!

Jazz musicians: Pop is so basic. There’s just four chords and the melody is one note. Also jazz musicians: