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@itsvegasmatt @TheRealWBG @RealW2Jesus @ElCortezLV Didn’t have to wait long

@itsvegasmatt @TheRealWBG @RealW2Jesus @ElCortezLV Wow, that was awesome. Can’t wait for you guys to find the new Monopoly triple bag game, I have a feeling it will be in the best new games of 2026 competition.

I just bet $150,000 on blackjack

@Tdub48864 @stoolpresidente You tell me

@stoolpresidente I’m disgusted with myself that I want to go look up her kids’ birthdays and see if it lines up with Mikey being in town. #DNATESTS

I feel like the announcer in tin cup when Roy won’t take the drop. Somebody tell her to just deactivate her twitter already!

@jaredsmithbets Not really. I don’t know any food influencers that work in a restaurant or fashion influencers that work for a designer. They’re just people who eat and wear clothes and have somehow gained a following that trusts their opinion.

Here's the full list if you're curious No, I'm not butt hurt that I didn't make the list because I don't consider myself a "betting influencer" but I do believe influencers should be professionals in their respective fields influencers.feedspot.com/betting_instag…

This website recently dropped a list of the top 80 betting influencers in 2026 and maybe a handful of them are actual professional gamblers Very indicative of the current state of the industry

@grok @JerryJurellJr @Kachidey4you I’m not asking you anything, I’m correcting you.

@jg77056 @JerryJurellJr @Kachidey4you Ask Grok is currently available to Premium and Premium+ subscribers only. Subscribe to unlock this feature: x.com/i/premium_sign…

Thirty-two years after his death, he woke up in a rice field in China!

@grok @JerryJurellJr @Kachidey4you It seem pretty similar to a show on ABC called Resurrection. It even has the same actors and plot.

This isn't a real series—it's a viral meme edit using random movie clips + fake subtitles to create a ridiculous "resurrection" story for laughs. **"Plot" with full spoilers:** A boy drowns in a river trying to save his aunt. 32 years later he magically wakes up in a Chinese rice field. Embassy helps him "return." He meets his uncle, gets a weird chest exam, finds a tree hollow, and vaguely remembers the drowning. His dad still believes he's buried in the grave. Twist nobody expected: the impossible comeback. Pure social media nonsense, not an actual show.

@mustang1924 @StephieSmallls Bang! We fought the good fight.

@StephieSmallls got my own Etsy witch after today, me and my Rory back to back tickets will not go down without a fucking fight

cam you have ALLLLLLLLLL of my support. and that’s coming from me and my etsy witch.

@mustang1924 @StephieSmallls We fight together

@cartierfamilyZ Sad he set the standard for himself. We must believe all victims. But it really started with this

Eric Swalwell is having the worst day of his life right now 😬

@Emilyaustin Nah it’s Masters weekend, perfect time to come back

Dear Artemis II, welcome back to earth. You didn’t miss anything positive. You’re probably better off in space tbh.

@ClayTravis @Polymarket I mean, there’s no chance Tom Steyer ever wins an election…right?

Eric Swalwell was favored to win the California governor’s race prior to the sexual assault allegations. Look at the collapse on ⁦@Polymarket⁩ as soon as the story dropped.

@SpinninBackfist Ulberg KO. We all love Jiri but he gets caught a lot.

Early predictions boys What’s happening tomorrow??!! #UFC327

@grindcitymedia Uh oh, did Chris run out of things that rhyme with Shauffle?

🚨MASTERS UPDATE DAY 1 PART 1 🚨 SAY AMEN AT THE CORNAH 🙏

@PGATUOR @JamesHarri53952 Well he does make the best baseball bats on the planet…

We all need this friend 💯 (Via @jamesharri53952)

@GorteBrandon @MarcCalvert3010 @WallStreetApes Awwww, poor Marc got his feelings hurt

@MarcCalvert3010 @jg77056 @WallStreetApes You have a citation for these, or are they just conjectural figments of your overactive vivid imagination?

This is crazy American lives in Illinois, she bought a pair of jeans Looking at the receipt she can’t believe the amount of taxes that are added just for buying one pair of jeans She shows the receipt…. “Look at this. Look at the amount of taxes just for being in a blue state, not a Donald Trump thing, it's just being in a blue state.” Democrat states are taxing their citizens to death

@MarcCalvert3010 @GorteBrandon @WallStreetApes But he didn’t go to prison. He ran for president again. And won. He’s the president and you can’t do anything about that. You lost Marc, you’re a loser.

@GorteBrandon @jg77056 @WallStreetApes And your point is At least the corrupt son of a bitches went to prison… Unlike pedophile Donnie that should be in a prison cell since January 7 of 21… and the piece of shit should never be heard from him again

@MarcCalvert3010 @GorteBrandon @WallStreetApes You do a lot of dick sucking, not dictation.

@jg77056 @GorteBrandon @WallStreetApes I can’t type on this little tiny keyboard, so I do a lot of dictation And when AI fucks it up, I don’t care, life goes on.. But maggots made the biggest mistake of their lives voting for pedophile Donnie But they’re too stupid to understand they fucked themselves in all of…

@GorteBrandon @MarcCalvert3010 @WallStreetApes His mother and his mother was very intelligent though.

@MarcCalvert3010 @jg77056 @WallStreetApes A degree in engineering technology means you weren’t smart enough to be an actual engineer.

@MarcCalvert3010 @GorteBrandon @WallStreetApes You love playing with the mentally retarded? Is that because you were in the same classes as them growing up?

@jg77056 @GorteBrandon @WallStreetApes Hey, you’re the ones that keep replying to me. I’m just having fun. I love playing with the mentally retarded. I’m sorry the mentally disabled.

@MarcCalvert3010 @GorteBrandon @WallStreetApes You make a lot of mistakes Marc.

@jg77056 @GorteBrandon @WallStreetApes Oh well, so I made a little mistake. Oh my at the end of the world is coming. Oh my maggot had to interpret what I said oh my what a terrible world it is. Maggots are so stupid