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@AnfieldAgenda His head looks like a thumb with a face

SALAH IS LEAVING LIVERPOOL! Craig Reacts

what would be your reaction in this situation?😭😂

@UtdForever7 @ManUtd @WayneRooney World class. Obviously.

🚨One phrase to describe Wayne Rooney…👇💬 #MUFC

describe me and my sister

@mrmikeMTL Lighthouse keeper

Anyone know of a good job for someone who hates people?

@GoalZoneX @elnacionalcat So Barca don’t want to spend 30m on Rashford but they’ll spend it on this guy 😂

🚨💣| BREAKING: Xavi Simons wants to leave Tottenham and is hoping to seal a return to Barcelona. 🇪🇸🔙 His price tag of €40 million is seen as acceptable by the Blaugrana. [@elnacionalcat]

@GoalZoneX @fichajesnet Imagine if they actually did this 😂

🚨💣| BREAKING: Paris Saint-Germain are ready to pay a whopping €350 million to sign Barcelona winger Lamine Yamal. 💰🇪🇸 [@fichajesnet]

@kscmbyy @Geniustechw I’m not sure Kay, I think he will definitely think twice before getting in someone’s face. His reaction was after was embarrassment. I doubt he will do that again.

@jg___7 @Geniustechw he definitely didn’t learn his lesson. but some people just never do. so if he never changes, he’ll get treated that same way time and time again. it’ll be no ones fault but his.

Did this boy deserve this valuable lesson or did this man go too far?

@TateTheTalisman Why should I work for you? I’m not talking about financial side, what do you bring to the table as an employer?

I’m hiring. Won’t give the job description. Post underneath why you think you’re qualified to work for me. 2 positions available.

@SkySportsBoxing He has far too much power Jake, you’ll get knocked out again.

"Francis Ngannou is an easy fight for me, he's a terrible boxer" 👀 Jake Paul looks at his boxing plans for the future following his previous fight against Anthony Joshua, and is eyeing up Francis Ngannou as his next opponent 🥊

@PamelaNjoku2 Nah you’re not. It’s not that I “want” him to leave but I feel like it’s the right time, we need to get him off to wage bill. We need to get the midfield rebuilt. If we can agree a one year deal though and he takes a huge pay cut then im happy for him to stay for 1 more year.

Am I the only Man united fan that wants casemiro to leave👀

@Footballtweet He’s too good for Arsenal, he should move to a big club like United, Real Madrid or Chelsea.

Happy birthday to William Saliba, who turns 25 today. 🇫🇷 🗣️ Mikel Arteta: “William has all the qualities to be one of the best centre-backs in the world.” 🗣️ Didier Deschamps: “He has incredible maturity for his age. William plays with great calm and intelligence.” 🗣️ Thierry Henry: “Saliba has everything you want in a modern defender — pace, power, composure and intelligence.” 🗣️ Gary Neville: “He looks like a Rolls-Royce of a centre-back.”

@gotrice2024 Entitled old woman. The young girl dealt with this brilliantly

This woman and her daughter come and knock on the door of this college house where the students get a parking spot in the driveway and the other two roommates park in the street. The woman is an asthmatic and claims that she always parks in a certain spot and that everyone else is aware and respects it. She tells them to move the car and not to park there anymore. The student refutes it and says it’s public street parking and she has no right to claim it. Why is this woman arguing with them when she can call the city and ask to designate a handicap spot for her, is she being out of line?

@josh_uglyasf I don’t know but fuck me that’s impressive

What is she training for tho

@raihsins @HonestJ59786434 @AFTVMedia It’s not cheating, but fucking their country off for Arsenal for me is a cunty thing to do.

@HonestJ59786434 @AFTVMedia How's this cheating? What exactly are you mad about- Arsenal players pretending to be injured or your own miserable life? Why's a millionaire athlete resting such an important issue in your life? Smoke a joint bro or dabble in some psychedelics. Chill out.

Hopefully nothing serious for Leandro Trossard.🤞

@FabrizioRomano Putting that scummy club before his country is exactly what I expect from this guy

🚨⛔️ Gabriel Magalhães has withdrawn from the Brazil squad due to right knee pain, statement confirms. Gabriel and Saliba (as announced yesterday) will both stay in London to recover.

@travelingflying His eyes say: This kid ain’t mine Her eyes say: I think I got away with it

Sure, Jan

@mufcytp @Plettigoal Nope fuck him off completely. No one is buying him and Dortmund will not pay his ridiculous salary. It’s not as simple as what you’re suggesting. It’s done and I’m glad, blokes a prize bellend

🧨 FINALLY OVER: It’s now 100% decided that Jadon Sancho will leave Manchester United at the end of the season. [@Plettigoal] A smart way to turn this disaster into a win: • Trigger 1-year contract extension • Sell him to Dortmund for just £3m • Insert a 50% sell-on clause

@MbarkCherguia “I get up at 04:30 and read for an hour” No you don’t 🤣

Men, would you date her?