Homonculous Posting

Hello ladies, gentlemen, and undefinable anomalies! This is my side account for rambling and discussing topics that I don’t feel like engaging with on main, whether it be because of it being a niche hobby or a spicy current events! Now come enjoy the digital night sky with me~✨

@Split_72 Cognitohazard

im not even offended im just confused LOLLL

The gnome that stabs my legs every time I get home from work has gone too far this time so I’m upgrading from the salt gun to buckshot, hopefully the downstairs neighbors don’t mind

@gourdcatbasic The war

is it even worth celebrating pride month if i dont have a Boys

It’s pride month so I’m applying to every business and corporation around me for if they need a pride inflatable to use for the month because I want passive income with minimal work

I created a nuclear bomb in the gd editor using 7 triggers and pure hatred that reliably crashes your game without fail

I rubbed pooltoy Avel on regular Avel as a joke but now they’re floating and starting to spin exponentially faster together and I’m not sure how I stop this without it being an international incident

Tfing into a pooltoy but you’re at work having to awkwardly explain to the member you can’t finish their transaction because you no longer have movable fingers and you get written up

I draft tweets so bad I commit quantum suicide on myself by attaching a metronome to a shotgun pointed at my head that sends me to the reality where I lived to post it each time it clicks

So called “monster fuckers” when the zodiac killer walks into the function

The strawberry of instant disagreement when melon shows up

Was playing strip poker with the buddies and I unfortunately ran out of clothes to take off so they started peeling my skin off like an orange, still was not as bad as drinking the IPA one of them recommended

@DaireCrossFox Drink me.

The Marriot water is crazy

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It seems simple enough to me. If there’s a way to make the game play better I’m gonna take it. It is absolutely cheating, I get it. But I want what happening to match my inputs as close as possible, much more than I care about how that decision paints me morally

Ngl I literally never use the top path super monkey past 2-0-0, I really don’t know why since it’s a great tower I just am impatient

I have the btd5 menu theme replaying in my head all day

Didn’t his ass get beaten by ants