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Wife (laughing): “I think I’m pregnant… and my uterus is hurting badly.” Her husband stared at her for a few seconds. Then his face changed. Husband: “Pregnant? We haven’t even touched each other for an entire month.” The room went silent. He slowly stood up, looked at everyone sitting in the house, and said: “Tomorrow, every man in this family is giving a DNA test. My father. My brothers. My nephews. Everyone.” The wife instantly went pale. “Wait… what? Babe, relax — it was just a joke!” But the husband didn’t stop. He grabbed his keys and said: “If it’s really a joke… then nobody should be scared.” That night, nobody in the house slept. Because deep down… everyone was terrified the DNA test might expose something else.